JoS A. SpermBank

Brief adventures followed by naps

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If you see the turn signal on a Tesla that’s how you know it’s on auto drive

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@sixsigmajackieD @SWAIM_CORP NO!

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Hop in, this is your ride to ur appointment. That’ll be $600.

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This is where we’re all going to be getting abortions within a few years

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Happy pride. Queer ppl deserve today. I wouldn’t have wanted my car in the way of the parade 💗 If I win my hearing for being unjustly towed I’ll donate the fine to an 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ org!

[JoS A. SpermBank @katythetwit]

But happy pride though, for real

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My next monograph will be titled, auto impound lots in the Anthropocene.

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Ok that’s just me then 👍

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Is anyone else ever minding their own business looking at tiktoks at 4am and you start laughing so hard that all of a sudden you’re sobbing?

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When did people working at retail/food service places start exclusively greeting customers with, “welcome in”?

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Another day in the Anthropocene.

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@shirgirp His accidental story posts are pretty regular now but they are usually his phone pointed at the bottom of a shed or something.

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Operation Delete the Confederate Flag Pic that Dad Accidentally Posted to his Facebook Story, closely followed by Operation How Do You Do That On Accident

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This IKEA duvet style has us all in the chokehold. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it on tv/friends’ beds. I’m about to order a replacement of my raggedy one. #AlvineKvistEternal

[JoS A. SpermBank @katythetwit]

@deep_beige Why is no one mentioning Nana’s incredible memory?

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Just ate the last garden tomato of the season. Gonna go cry.

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#TIL Australians call retirement “superannuation”

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me & the gang now that we're all vaccinated

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@erichusted It wasn’t me!!

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A really good #hex would be every time you drink water, a little bit dribbles onto your chin

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@fabiansociety Lmao you’re right, it was fine, I’m just dumb!!

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I think hate the player not the game might be backwards?