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Jack of all trades, master of some.

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

Let nobody ever lie to you about this sleep thing.
Fuck around and your body will take a screenshot so hard the doctors will have to put you under.

[Tsar Apu II Apustayevich @tsarlet2]

"John Bolton's greatest contribution to American history may have been returning a lost wallet at Yale"

[Shme @kelshmeamyy]

Please don’t ever offer to drive if you don’t know how to keep consistent pressure on the gas pedal

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Vatican excommunicates bishops from a breakaway group of traditionalist Catholics that consecrated them without Pope Leo's consent. https://t.co/dZUbjgCi7q

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Risk is a privilege.

[♟️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇲🇦🇸🇳 @dreeezabz]

Red rose white ceiling

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

I’m so sorry

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

I was attached to the green company for two years. They'd arrange taxi pickup and drop-off for me every day, and the office itself was well-equipped, air conditioning, cleaning staff, and even breakfast was provided. I was utterly shocked.

[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

The thing about snakes, is that you can be in the same room with them and they will make no noise while observing you.

[sexfaction hentai squad 🤍 @harukaddiction]

When you are bored it is EXTREMELY important not to jerk off.

[Rufas Kamau ⚡ @RufasKe]

We'll be watching this one..
It will come full circle.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

💯💯🙌🏾

[Wambui K. Collymore @WambuiKamiru]

7 years my love. 🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Lichumas tears carry so much pain… so heartbreaking to see . Then you look at Bonny’s empathy , the recognition of his pain . The man doesn’t need to say anything because Bonny already see’s him and it breaks my heart for both of them and everyone else .

You can build houses , stadiums , airports
But we will remember none of that . We will remember Lichumas trauma stricken face , the dead bodies covered in our flag scattered on the streets . That is what we will remember 💔

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

Award-winning Danish wildlife journalist arrested in Kampala

https://t.co/4DI7oWq1An
#MonitorUpdates

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman @SenateForeign]

The U.S. needs to review its security relationship with Uganda. Gen. @mkainerugaba's attacks on free speech, including shuttering major media houses this weekend, make him & the UPDF unfit partners. We should only work with those who advance regional security, not diminish it.