Marcus Crabbe

[racingpete @Betracingnation]

Do Miss the Tommo Alan Patridge Moments now he has retired.

Asking for a 69 live on air, was a gem

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@itv7 Brian Hughes #itv7inittowinit

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

#bcafc

[SUPERB FOOTY PICS @SuperbFootyPics]

Bradford City AFC
Bantams Legend
Ces Podd

[Sam Quek @SamanthaQuek]

Bad slip of the tongue this 😂😂😂... 👀

[Football Away Days @AwayDays_]

Sheffield United fans at Villa Park tonight👏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to pretend you’re in a beer garden

-Carry four full pint glasses back and forth across your lawn
-Put all your condiments outside until they’re really warm
-Keep saying “don’t worry, he/she’s friendly” about your dog
-Worry your face is going very red
-Sit on your sunglasses

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@Dom_bbc Wouldn’t fancy batting on that pitch 🤣😊

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Who wouldn't want to be a dad? 👶😂

[Jeremy Thomson-Cook @JThomsonCook]

You've invented the lunch break

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@NMBCo Thank you!

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@RDebenham Honestly mate is ridiculous, i thought people were going take one of my 6000 toilets rolls out of my trolley

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@ParkerTandA Cancel season and use alphabetic order for final league positions 👍

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

ICYMI: #OnThisDay 1978: The British public were not impressed at the prospect of switching from miles to kilometres.

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@sportbible Over 2.5s ruined by Leicester

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

*DHOTYA election klaxon*

Here’s the first one of the day, fresh from Facebook.

Hits all the cliches

[🏳️‍🌈Not Matt Moscona🏳️‍🌈 @NotMoscona]

Proof that 99% of what you see on social media is fake 😂

[Marcus Crabbe @kaus_mc]

@mellsutt1001 @henrywinter Was hardly even an incident