Kaustubh Jadhav

Writer. Actor. Musician. Photographer. Traveller. Poet. Footballer. Celebrity. Millionaire. Eh, well, I was just dreaming.

[Nathan @NathanPanter_52]

This photo is never ever going to die

[Arsenal Women Supporters Club @ArsenalWomenSC]

Signing videos are hitting differently!! Huge credit to the production, comms, and social team at the club they have absolutely nailed this. We know how much work goes into bringing these moments to life. 🔥❤️

[Steve Banannon @Steve_Banannon]

>18 minutos do primeiro tempo, gol de Haaland contra a Argentina na semifinal da copa do mundo

>Messi pede VAR e o juiz aceita

>VAR começa a voltar no jogo, não encontra nenhuma falta de Haaland

> VAR continua voltando no tempo, assistimos o nascimento do primeiro filho de Haaland, o primeiro beijo em sua esposa, seu primeiro chute em uma bola, seus primeiros passos, a primeira vez que olhou nos olhos de sua mãe, seu primeiro choro… Nada de errado

> VAR volta ainda mais no tempo, vasculha a vida do pai de Haaland, da sua mãe, dos seus avós, bisavós, tataravós…

> verão de 793 d.C.
Na pequena aldeia de Skarvik, em um fiorde da costa da atual Noruega, vivia Eirik,Haaland o Lobo do Mar, um guerreiro experiente e capitão de um navio chamado Serpente Cinzenta. Sua aldeia enfrentava um inverno rigoroso, e os estoques de alimento e prata eram escassos.
Em uma manhã envolta por neblina, Eirik reuniu cerca de quarenta guerreiros. Com escudos de madeira pintados em vermelho e preto, machados afiados e lanças, embarcaram rumo ao oeste, atravessando o Mar do Norte.
Dias depois, avistaram uma pequena ilha com um grande mosteiro de pedra: Lindisfarne. Do alto dos mastros, um dos homens apontou para os telhados e disse:
- "Há riqueza ali."
Os monges não esperavam um ataque. Enquanto alguns copiavam manuscritos e outros rezavam, os navios vikings tocaram a praia. Os guerreiros desembarcaram rapidamente e avançaram pelo terreno.
Os sinos do mosteiro começaram a tocar, mas já era tarde. As portas foram arrombadas. Objetos de ouro e prata usados nas cerimônias religiosas foram recolhidos, baús foram abertos e alimentos estocados para o inverno foram levados. Alguns monges fugiram pelos campos; outros foram capturados.
Após poucas horas, Eirik ordenou a retirada. Os navios voltaram ao mar carregando provisões, metais preciosos e outros bens de valor. A fumaça do saque podia ser vista à distância enquanto a frota desaparecia no horizonte.
Quando os sobreviventes retornaram ao mosteiro, encontraram o lugar devastado. A notícia do ataque espalhou-se pelos reinos cristãos, tornando-se um dos episódios que marcariam o início da chamada Era Viking.

> Gol de Haaland anulado. Pênalti para Messi

[Niv @chikanlegpiece]

you know you can change your fav childhood players once you find out they’re rapists right ?

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

I was once booked and stretchered off in a game I didn’t play a single minute in.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the rich guy trying to live forever being betrayed by his own body eating him is ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

The opposite of alphabet soup is ramen numerals.

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Jack Collins @jackjcollins]

Two things can be true simultaneously here:

1) Paraguay are totally entitled to play dark arts, needly, super physical football to try and win the game - if they opened up they’d be slaughtered.

2) The referee has to be in control enough to punish it when it gets out of hand or somebody is genuinely going to get hurt. Some of these challenges are mad.

[Annie ༉‧˚ @puspailuvtears]

Passport so weak, it's not even recognized by its own nation.

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Calling it “Cabo Verde” instead of Cape Verde

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[Maia @maiamindel]

based on how belgium is playing i'd say "none"

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Australia-Egypt is a great matchup bc a lot of the ancient Egyptian gods made out of 3 animals grafted together are actually naturally occurring animals in Australia

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Argentina v Cape Verde is the only World Cup Round of 32 match where both teams’ geography helped shape mankind's thinking about evolution.

Charles Darwin studied volcanic rocks and marine shells in Cape Verde, helping him grasp how Earth changes over the eons. In Argentina, he collected fossils of extinct mammals and compared them with living ones, giving him evidence that life itself had changed over time.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Get ready for an all time offsides graphic

[Kaustubh Jadhav @kausjadhav]

Quite the poor stretch of luck to be whacked in the face by a shoulder to almost have a concussion and then going on to score an own goal a few minutes later.

[Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.

[That Goan Guy @schmmuck]

Bosnia and Heresgovinda