They call me The Capuchin

"It was early morning. The street was jointed. I moved from joint to joint like a bad case of rheumatism. Things don't like me. I'm hurting the street."

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@VladaKnowlton @JuliaDavisNews In Soviet Russia, gender socially constructs you.

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@Cromwelp Cyberpunk 2046

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@NoContextTrek Shaka, when the walls fell.

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@NoContextTrek "Cardassians are like… timber wolves – predators… bold in large numbers… cautious by themselves… and with an instinctive need to establish a dominant position in any social gathering."

– Edward Jellico, 2369 ("Chain Of Command, Part I")

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@AP For his son, Daniel Day-After Lewis.

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@MerriamWebster 𝑂ℎ 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑏𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑙𝑦,
𝑇ℎ𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒,
𝐴𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑢𝑟𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑠,
𝑂𝑛 𝑎 𝑙𝑢𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑒

—Vogon poetrie

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@NBCNews idk, cutting off all fingers seems too drastic

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@Cromwelp Quintuple A games take time. On the bright side, we'll have more time to get used to not owning (nor playing) them.

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@NoContextTrek

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@RottenTomatoes @PremiereFR This time, with even more lore about the Engineers.

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@qikipedia They were out of depleted uranium

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@MerriamWebster These are my words of the week:

interfrastically
pendigestartery
interludicule
pericombobulation
extramuralisation

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@RottenTomatoes Corporate wants you to spot the difference between these pictures

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@MerriamWebster Able to dur.

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This is not #rockpapersissors I know.

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@Telegraph It seems Pamplona doesn't have to worry yet.

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@BBCWorld As seen on BBC News (World), the JoJo Siwa of news.

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@NBCNews This completely changes my outlook on the crises in the Middle East.

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@MerriamWebster As in "Don't deride me, you're not Jacques Derrida."

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@AJEnglish I hear she's Tomas' daughter.