KAYA

Professional Music Director || Enterprenure || Pianist || composer|| Producer. I love God and I love people ❤️ |
Man city fan🩵.

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[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

I don't want to be around anyone who takes me out of my character.
I just want to laugh, live, love and prosper. I want people around that I trust. People I can grow with, that have genuine love for me.

Life is already hard

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Appeal to people's fantasies and desires, and they will be irresistibly drawn to you.

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

🚨 Omah Lay's "i'm a mess" has surpassed 100 Million Plays on YouTube Music.

— His 3RD record as a LEAD ARTIST to achieve such feat 👏🏽

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Luhya elders and local leaders have officially endorsed Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna as the preferred presidential candidate for the 2027 General Election.

This collective political shift directly sidelines Prime Cabinet Secretary Musalia Mudavadi and National Assembly Speaker Moses Wetang'ula, who have traditionally held sway as the region's top kingmakers.

[Lomenen Jr @KLomenenE]

Technology has reached a point where even Elon Musk might feel like fainting. 😅

How did you manage to think of something better than him?

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

@MumbiJosphen @WilliamsRuto @GoodnessAwinda TUTAM TOA!!! Umbwa yeye...

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Ruto’s Special National Address felt so random and forced. You listen carefully, waiting for substance, but there’s no depth, no value, no direction. Just a lot of words that amount to nothing. Pure nonsense

It almost feels like this administration needed something to dominate the headlines because the numbers are down. Total waste of time

Fellow citizens…WANTAM!

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

If the outcome is income I will come

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Out of pure panic, Ruto is rushing a State of the Nation address at 7 PM.🚨

Notice the timing?

Edwin Sifuna just held a massive rally, crushed it on Citizen TV, and the whole country was tuned in & loved it.

Ruto knows that if he sat down for an unscripted interview today at 9pm, no one would watch.

So he hides behind a forced 7 PM national broadcast, hoping you'll have no choice but to listen.

He still thinks Kenyans can't see through it.

Leaders who act set the agenda. Leaders who react are already finished.

He's lost dominance, he's lost the narrative, and he knows it.

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

When I get better the world around me gets better too

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

He puts on another coat.

[Prolific💡 @YourboyChii]

You know when you tap a YouTube video to see how much longer it's got left? I wish you could do that to people when they're talking to you.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Two crisps are walking down the street and a man pulls up in a car and says, "Do you want a lift?"

The crisps say, "no thanks, we're Walkers"

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

Drinking alcohol is not the solution to our problems, but as we wait🫷🏾 for the solution, lets drink😂😂😂

[$TAR BOY @iamstarboy171]

a nigga who sees everything and moves like he knows nothing is dangerous.

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

@were_w31 Sai na huyu kasongo soon hio 200 itakuwa ndio transaction cost

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

@were_w31 Unapromptiwa kitu hauna

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

@WillieOeba Ni mbaya 😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

A girlfriend must have a plan bro, it is either she is studying, working or running a business. Stay away from lazy women!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Normalize letting children tell their side of the story. Being an adult doesn’t always mean you’re right

[KAYA @kaya_eugene]

Sai kitu niko naya ata nikiona naked wire nambao..psht😂🥱