Kelly Darcy

Tweets are my own | digital marketing specialist | self proclaimed “funny one” | she/her

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Car guys are equivalent to horse girls do not @ me.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

#TikTok https://t.co/OTq8f2Ml3b

@KarenKilgariff simply you but we love you

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

One thing we cannot lose sight of is this picture of Harrison Ford in a kitchen in the late ’70s

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Rip to the queen herself

[miss information @ms_in4mation]

After serving 14 of her 10 to life sentence in the Nantel Penitentiary, we are heartbroken to announce the passing of inmate 24601, Palin. At ease soldier🫡 <3

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

@moogers__ What a fucking prick. Would pay money to never see his face where as people paid hella money to see everyone in that fashion show. Crazy how that works out.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

@AmaliaEFowler Don’t know if this was said but maybe the client who also took a marketing class once, the nepo client, a client team who gives differing directions without communicating to one another lol

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Thanksgiving on social media has taught me that absolutely no family’s stuffing recipe is the same.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

@sarrjeff Plssss

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

period

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

@TMFanSupport does anyone know what to do on this page? I got in to go get my seats and now I got this page. Send help. #taylorswiftpresale

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Sometimes I sit and think of all the things I’ve done pre pandemic that simply I’ll likely never do again. Like once out at dinner, a random family of three next to us offered us to come to their table and eat their desserts and chitchat with them and we did so happily.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Is it illegal to order a personal pizza to a wedding? Asking for me.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

It’s actually incredible how far an apology will go in the corporate/business world and how little people will just genuinely say they’re sorry.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

The next door app is unhinged

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

To the neighbors who just saw me have to get a ladder and break into my own house through a window because I locked myself out, it’s now locked. So don’t even think about it.

[miss information @ms_in4mation]

you gotta be on some real hater shit to not do the claps at MJR

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

How did I ever work in an office when my stomach is constantly in shambles.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Remember when we all went and said what our AIM screen names were? That’s nice and all, but a real tell about someone is what their tumblr url was.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

I broke two nails today, make a wish

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

Sometimes the wildest most unbelievable stuff happens to me and j think wow I wish I made TikTok’s but I don’t. So I’ll stick to voice memoing my friends.

[Kelly Darcy @kaydarcc]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Happy Mamma Mia day to all who celebrate.