Having now cried all morning making this video https://t.co/5Xo1BwQfOl, I shall now scream all afternoon about fourth tier English football, because we all contain multitudes.
Wheel of Fortune went about this all wrong
First you subject the contestants and viewers to an endless parade of temps who don’t prepare before hosting
Then the producer in charge of the search says “Actually, *I* would be the perfect host”
Then “jk we have two hosts now”
Still in shock that two of my coworkers literally asked aloud, “Where can I find unique good quality socks for a decent price?”
I got to advertise the Awesome Socks Club right then and there. Amazing.
@hankgreen
about suicide, i always think of the great warsan shire's words about refugees:
"you have to understand...
no one . . . (leaves home)
unless the water is safer than the land."
may he be free.
may his family be comforted.
may we be love.
When you have an appointment at 3pm it means you can’t do anything until 3pm except panic about how you don’t have time to do anything until 3pm right?
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