Kayla Heath

the disposable friend

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

is this dude deadass

[Frankie @FrankiesYourFav]

Don’t you get it? There IS no Don’t Worry Darling. All of this is the movie. The trailer, the feuds, the relationship, the custody papers, the press, spitting on Chris Pine, kissing Nick Kroll, all of this is the movie

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

“Jon have you asked Kayla to be your valentine yet?”
“No, I’m not interested”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m soooo close to responding to my texts I can feel it. Like if I haven’t replied in weeks I bet I’m going to soooo soon I’m positive

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

@ecogggswell Why is this my exact scenario? I’ve been searching for months

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

@TroyKirk15 Couldn’t tell ya!

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

Okay help!! Where do people go out in Alb these days

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

Why do I always want to hang out with my mom when I get drunk

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

@jwaiks_ THE EAGLEs??????

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

Jon needs to go back to work so I can angrily yell about how much I fucking hate my boss without worrying he’s on a call in the other room

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

Jon has lived here for two months and just yelled from the bathroom “which toothbrush is mine??” Nice

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

figured it was time to buy jeans for the first time in years. Blindly ordered online having no idea what size I am anymore. ALL. THREE. FIT. PERFECTLY. this is heaven

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

y’all I had dinner with my arch enemy tonight. That bitch cool af

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

@ErikOverseer Lmao imagine

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

My dad just saw my roomba and said “is that one of of those robot cleaner things? You’ve turned into a damn yuppie” lmaoo okay sorry dad

[gage. @itsmegangage]

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

Brought @jwaiks_ camping for the first time (he was v nervous) and before even finding our site he yelled loudly out the window to a woman “mind ya business and fuck ya children”

[Arion @Awion661]

@SheRatesDogs Mansplainer's favorite place to get water? A well actually

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

@HaylieGray_ His name was Mike and he was from Pittsburgh

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

I love my bf but I will never get over the time almost 5 years ago the most beautiful electrician that was working overnights at DSG asked me to get a drink and I had to tell him I wasn’t 21. I am still hurt to this day.

[Kayla Heath @kaylaaheath]

@HaylieGray_ Bro I swear I felt my heart shatter