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#FUCKCANCER

[akayla @kaylacda]

There is a nationwide silence amongst the women that are feeling the tear in a scar they didn’t know they had. The devastation can be felt today and I haven’t even stepped outside.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump will remove the United States from NATO, and Putin will continue to conquer Europe. Nice work you goddamn chucklefucks

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[Anna 🍋໑̣ @vibezofsunshine]

TWEET THIS AGAIN, PLEASE

[akayla @kaylacda]

Just saw a man at work wearing a maga hat and I literally couldn’t handle how embarrassing it was. Like, sir you’re aware of all the things you’re saying you’re pro for, right????? Anyways, #HARRISFORPOTUS2024

[akayla @kaylacda]

Whenever I hear bass coming from a car really loudly, I get transported to the 20 min walk outside of NOS event center, drunker than I anticipated on being, but absolutely beyond fucking hyped for the good ass night that’s about to come. beautiful memories 🥲

[akayla @kaylacda]

MY BOYFRIEND SAID AS SOON AS I GET A NEW AND BETTER JOB I CAN GET A BONDED PAIR OF CATS (we discussed a duck, that was a no) AND IM SUPER CLOSE TO GETTING A NEW JOB SO IM TRYING NOT TO SHET ME PANTS

[akayla @kaylacda]

My health is a shining example of why you do not abuse yourself during pregnancy. My biological mom did me so dirty in utero man😭

[akayla @kaylacda]

I look like a cat when they gag when I weed cough

[akayla @kaylacda]

@BlueBlindBox My bf and I were almost asleep and then shit popped off! I was scared for a good second lolol

[akayla @kaylacda]

Did anyone else see/hear all those illegal fireworks exploding in Compton/Long Beach area???? Shit had our house shaking

[akayla @kaylacda]

When you move out of your childhood home with a toxic brother and end up losing 10 pounds in the first week out. Give it up for the lowered cortisol ladies and gents 👏🏻

[akayla @kaylacda]

I said “damn, I look pretty cute right now for being ugly” and my bf goes “stop, I’ll prolapse your anus with one punch if you say that again”. Love him 💕

[akayla @kaylacda]

My boyfriend has covid right now and he’s been keeping himself busy by hand fEEDING A PREGNANT SQUIRREL. NEED I SAY MORE?! NO. HES PERFECT.

[akayla @kaylacda]

Aight, I think it’s time ya girl gets an official IBS diagnosis because this shit sucks. Literally lmao

[akayla @kaylacda]

Me to me

[akayla @kaylacda]

Felt like death so my boyfriend picked me up from work and took me back to his house where he ran me a hot shower and put out two towels. One for my body and oNE FOR MY HAIR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????? he’s perfect that’s all I can say.

[akayla @kaylacda]

That last episode of Barry was great literally until the last 5 mins. Wtf was that