kayla ! 😻

😻, 🪴, 🪩, 🎷, & 🎱.
Sometimes 🎯.
Always dancing.
Reading Jane Austen. & Slaughterhouse V

[kayla ! 😻 @kaylasburner]

this is how some of y’all sound

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

the world is so oysters. or whatever they say

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

What I Eat In A Day As An Evil And Low-Emotional-Intelligence Woman

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

personally i am not really impressed when a computer is good at math — since a computer is math . i am a lot more intrigued by things like , for example , a rat being an exceptional cook — since that’s not really expected

[Real Quarterbacking™ Enjoyer @Ferd_Turgeson]

President pronoun

[the poltergeist at fenway park @jdmartinezstan]

gotta dip back into my 2021 folder real quick

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[kayla ! 😻 @kaylasburner]

@StottsAndTotts 🗣️🗣️🗣️he came with it

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Welcome back Lindsey Graham

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I’m very active on AllTrails trying to make my favorite local hikes sound impossibly dull and aggravating

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

they dont wanna tell you this but you can gain sovereignty over your body again and sever psychological attachments if you just put on some music and dance alone in your room

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Helen Bolton 🖤 @hbolton]

Again, the idea that “working class” would exclude people with college degrees functionally kicks America’s largest labor unions by membership (teachers and healthcare workers) out of “the working class,” and what a coincidence, they’re mostly women!

[Aerisinic and Old Lace @TGirlCigSlut]

Despite how many famous deaths there have been recently you really dont get a lot of famous last words these days so it does feel really special that we got to hear "counting or not counting gang violence"

[kayla ! 😻 @kaylasburner]

got returned multiple times for being too friendly 🫰🏻

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Do you ever look at your pre-owned cat and think how could someone have not wanted you?? Someone didn't love you?? Absolutely insane

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

[spooky dio @SatyrOnMars]

can she do this again but with the confessions II veil

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

HEARTWARMING:

the coercive tools of an oppressive state are being used for an incongruously cutesy crowd-pleasing purpose (today only)