Kayla M.

I love God, lift heavy weights, cook healthy meals and wear thrifted clothes.
Insta: @kaylasjoy

[Kayla M. @kaylasjoy]

@aubernutter Eyebrows = TweezeYOself
Eyelash = Mascara loaded up
Teeth = Use some Hydrogen Peroxide as mouthwash!

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So, woman who probably is having a fun dinner conversation with her family... what lotion do you use? Your hands were soft and I need some.

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I reassured her that women get enough of men hitting on them at the gym that I sincerely did not want to add to the Iron Trauma.

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She had a face of disbelief. As she should since I grasped it like I was never letting 'Jack' go.

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Quickly, trying to alleviate the horror on both our faces I said, " I AM SO SORRy.. *awkward laugh* I SWEAR I AM NOT HITTING ON YOU."

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I too was surprised, expecting the sweaty plastic I had been grasping for a lifetime. Instead, I felt the soft hand of a woman.

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Our machines were SO close. She pulled her hand away with a face of utter disgust and surprise.

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While stair mastering I brushed some hair/sweat out of my face. When I put my hand down I put it down ON THE GIRL NEXT TO ME’S HAND. (TBC)

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Is it a bad sign that I have a favorite dog? They say not to play favorites... But I definitely just gave only one my leftovers.

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@FitLifeAllie I have been reading your site for about 3 hours now. LOVE IT.

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10 min into cardio and just now realizing my headphones aren't playing anything... Motivated? Or zoned out?

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I should probably buy stock in @BeyondMeat because I have single-handedly made my local @Safeway run out of all their inventory this week.

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Just ate an entire bag of @earthboundfarm kale like a modern day dinosaur.

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This coffee shop is playing all of Phil Collins albums. I can't decide if I love or hate it.

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@MorganMcNair I am wondering the same exact thing. Do I just take a shot and hope it kills all the depression lol

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@kysisson figured it was less hectic than Facebook :)

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Nothing beats getting home from the pharmacy to realize they didn't give you your medication...but hand sanitizer.

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@kysisson Happy "You successfully left the womb" Day! So glad you are alive and in the world. It is officially your last BDay in College!!

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@KendallMartin_ @YouTube @JesperTjader COOOL babe.

[Kayla M. @kaylasjoy]

"I don't believe in gender roles, but I do believe in cookie rolls" -@Keri_Casey