kayla

[GiGi @geneverwhat]

A Magician never reveals his penis

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Every company's goal should be to reach Lana Del Rey-level brand clarity.

[✶ @echoesofworld]

Kyoto, Japan

[Shawn @ShawnHils]

voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work

Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids

Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead?

Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back

[kt @katiopolis]

i think the whole “different alcohols having different effects” thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

You ever leave a social situation like hmmm not my best work

[angie @hotsoggi]

artists who have "i draw sometimes" in their bio really strike a particular negative emotion in me that i can't name. i think i really am a huge bitch because there's no real reason for this besides the quirk chungus factor

[Lyra Sieradzka @lyrasie]

why are people trying to make astrology woke? it's designating essential characteristics based off of someone's date of birth, it's reactionary spiritualism and should be done away with. has everyone gone fucking insane?

[Xavier Moss @xav_moss]

I think 'explain why this is terrible and no one will ever use it' would be a good question for UI/UX interviews

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

mystical thinking is a mindset that makes you especially vulnerable to reactionary thought. there's a reason the crunchy granola types disproportionately got into maga and qanon

[kayla @kaylayeda]

@jukeboxultra @CxyzKibouBarian @ish99ni yall need to put that word down

[izel @diizo_]

literally i read the first one and i was like oh this is bad this must be 50 shades and then i read the second one and i was like holy shit it gets worse this is actually 50 shades

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

(Marxistly) science is for boys and star magic is for girls

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Thomas HUSSEIN Aquinas

[kayla @kaylayeda]

@mlvnfilm @janeth1ngs i didn’t use ai for this, i just read the except and made a defense of pangram relative to other AI detectors bc it is consistently much more reliable. not remotely necessary here bc those excerpts aren’t even trying to hide the usage. for reference:

[kayla @kaylayeda]

@mlvnfilm @janeth1ngs i think your bias is preventing you from seeing the extremely fucking obvious bc it’s painful to consider that a friend has deceived you about their ‘writing.’ i sympathize. all the best

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever