Kaylea

Welcome to my world 🌎🌸✨♌️🌈🌻🎄

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@ky_teacher_ces @WeRTiconderoga What a shame! @WeRTiconderoga needs do better for these kids 💔

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@CincinnatiZoo Happy birthday Tessa!! 🥳

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

If you need me, I’ll be enjoying my Twitter birthday balloons for the last thirty minutes of my day 🎈

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz being dramatic! #MondayMood

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

I think I saw @HulkHogan today at Walmart. Not sure why he was wearing chainmail & sketchers. This was not on my 2023 bingo card… @PeopleofWalmart

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@tomhanks is my hero. He has brought to my attention the “diet cocaine” drink. Diet Coke + champagne. I knew I liked this guy 🍾

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

Did everyone else know Texas was part of the confederacy? Or am I dumb…? (Asking because Jasper from Twilight was from Texas & fought for the confederate army but I didn’t realize that Texas was even a state during confederacy lol) 🤔

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

One time @TheRandoBrando told a @littlecaesars employee he loved him at the end of their phone call and the pizza was free. Be nice to service workers 😘

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

I miss @PieFivePizza 😭🍕

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

Sooo we tried playing @TheRandoBrando’s new @Metallica vinyl and the @CrosleyRadio turntable started smoking. We know the album is fire but wow…😳🔥

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@lizzythegiraffe Sameee. I would’ve been big mad

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

To the woman at the dry cleaners who lost my wedding dress & told me “it happens.” No, ma’am. It does not.

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@lizzythegiraffe They found it. It just wasn’t done. We had to make a whole other trip to Elizabethton to get it 🙃

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

Why do I all of the sudden want to learn to crochet outfits for my squishmallows? 🥺

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@lizzythegiraffe @squishmallows Absolutely 😂

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@lizzythegiraffe @squishmallows Brandon went to talk to the Box Lunch people and got the scoop because the lady thought he was cute. I should have one by the weekend if all goes to plan 😈

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

@lizzythegiraffe @squishmallows Probably 🥴

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

The girl working the Cook Out window said “quesadilla” like we were in Napoleon Dynamite 😂

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

It all makes sense now. It’s Friday the 13th… ☠️

[Kaylea @kayleanicolee]

Brandon just killed a giant scorpion in our room…happy honeymoon 🦂