lizzy

pee pee poo poo

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Zoe Saldana seems to be in some kind of Church of Scientology type situation but with T-Mobile

[CHASE ICON @chaseicon]

accidentally called someone a stupid bitch under my breath not realizing she was standing right there & totally heard. 😭oops ! her fault for being so sneaky + a stupid bich

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[julia @juumelo_]

but the most important gun safety rule is to be yourself and have fun !

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

few things are up your butt and around the corner anymore

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Last night was a hippa violation

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

[lizzy @lizzythegiraffe]

underscores ❤️❤️❤️

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

#TEAMDARLENE MAKE SOME FUCKINGGGGG NOISE!! 🤪💋🍔banana! WTFFFFF!! Omggggg sickning no?!

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

The Kristi Noem husband crossie shit is the best thing that’s happened to me today.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Micro-dosing hell by staying informed and educated.