kayleigh

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

could be

[Lucas ꕤ @swtnrcardi2]

omg they’re gagging her on daytime tv??

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: why did my alarm not go off ?

my alarm:

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

If I see a mother stealing formula ima create a distraction

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

if u wanna see how fucked up the world is literally just lose 10 lbs and see how differently everyone treats you

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

i have not forgotten the summer you all wore those fila sneakers

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Eating two burgers in a restaurant: greedy, people are shocked

Eating two burgers at a BBQ: “Is that all you’re having?! Here, have a sausage!”

[j a d a @jadawadas]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL ZENDAYA IS LITERALLY PERFORMING ALL FOR US WITH LABRINTH AT COACHELLA RN OMFGFBDNDND

[Dela-who...? @Rachel_Delahay]

Rachel Weisz lent me a hat to go to the palace. Bonkers week. But ultimately proud.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

on my soul i didn’t pay for twitter blue, u will feel my wrath tesla man!

[James May @MrJamesMay]

What if there’s a real emergency at 3pm today?

[kayleigh @kayleightay1]

@ZipcarUK @MPSStepneyGreen this man is intoxicated and high doing balloons in your car - setting off the alarm every 30 seconds on Hannibal road. I assume he’s talking to customer service right now as he cannot get the alarm to stop. #zipcar #drunkdrivers

[Jazyn @jazyn5]

She a 10 but all she do is sleep and overthink

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Besides sayin "life is short" what other phrase you say before u make bad decisions 😭😭😭

[Charlene White @CharleneWhite]

Your light shone so brightly that it touched so many of us, impacted the lives of many more, and changed the game forever. And, you are my Brenda’s son. There are no words to describe her heartbreak, our heartbreak, now that your light has gone. Sometimes life is terribly unfair.

[4422 ✭ @chelseasomba]

No growing up African is wild because why am I not allowed to eat at aunties house? If she’s a witch why the hell are we here????

[Alfred Fagon Award @AlfredFagonAwrd]

#AFA25reflections. 25 years of recognising and celebrating Black playwrights of African and Caribbean descent. Joint winner in 2010 @Rachel_Delahay with SW11 @NationalTheatre Black Plays Archive https://t.co/dZl96L06lP @BloomsburyBooks https://t.co/zsVxkbfuSD 2/2