Kaylen Wade

Chronically overwhelmed, multi-hyphenate navel gazer. INTJ. ADHD. HELP (not an acronym; I just need some).

[Kaylen Wade @kaylen_wade]

Wearing a white shirt but want to eat a meatball sub for lunch

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

“I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional” said the Spirit. “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.”

[XmebennuiX @mebennui]

@RpsAgainstTrump

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

You can't make this shit up.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

The sort of image which, if you predicted it would come to pass last October, people would have accused you of having Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

A friendly reminder that the gala is to raise money for the Met Museum's Costume Institute. You can check out the new exhibit on Black Dandyism from May 10th until October. If you can't get to the Met in NYC, there's a new book showing the exhibit. It has some great essays.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Jeremy O. Harris wearing what appears to be a tribute to Beau Brummell, the original dandy. The ring carries a custom enameled portrait by Benjamin Hawkins, surrounded by stones like a Fabergé egg. Very cool.

[Bespoke Taylor @OGTaylorB]

@missmayn @moorehn Before returning to a tradition, first, seek to understand why it was abandoned.

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Bill Burr Destroying Elon Musk

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Just got a notice from our insurance company, Oscar Health, that the life saving medication our 9-year-old daughter needs to live has been rejected because they decided—CONTRARY TO HER DOCTOR—that her medication is "Not Medically Necessary."

Her meds costs ~$200K+ a year. The insurance industry raked in $88 BILLION in profits last year.

I am disgusted & beyond outraged. Posting full details soon on this injustice & how my wife Ayesha and I are fighting back: https://t.co/E9vsj25tKE

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’m not kidding: those who delegate all their writing, thinking and creative expression to machines are going to wake up one day and discover that they can no longer write or think. You need to make your own art. You need to keep your brain working. You need to stay human.

[Kaylen Wade @kaylen_wade]

@clhubes A $200 ballet vs a $3 cheeseburger 😂

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@_Benche_ what's the disadvantage of blocking someone?

[taraliyah @taraliyah]

@esjesjesj That last screenshot is honestly so audacious. He’s openly acting like America is an oligarchy and he should be able to control the outcomes of democracy with $$$. We all knew money runs the government but I feel like you’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud…

[Lucinda Hawksley @lucindahawksley]

“A Christmas Carol” was published OTD in 1843. It began a publishing sensation with a craze for seasonal stories. Find out about this & more in my “Victorian Christmas”. https://t.co/2lzBJMAqpn FYI, books placed at the front of photos may appear much larger than their author….

[Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams]

@lololeereverie I always think of this quote.