Kimberly Page

Shame. She was normally so good with those wolves - Someone at my funeral, I hope.

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

No one dyes her hair platinum to sit at home and knit #tsm 🙋🏼👏🏻👑

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

If anyone knows a rugrat with Samoas, send them my way. #stockpiling

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

Both Nickelback and Ringo Starr had songs called "photograph"... How have I never noticed this before??!! 😂😂😂😂😂 #coincidence #ithinknot

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

If only the world put up with my crazy like they do Meredith Grey's.. #Wishfulthinking

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Is it bad if your best friend sees you wearing pants without a drawstring waist and asks "What's the occasion?"

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

Dropped my dog off thirty minutes ago to get groomed and I miss her already. 😕 #whatisthis #finley

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

I'm home sick for one day and I've already gone crazy and signed up for Hulu. #greys

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

Sometimes all you can do is bury yourself in work and keep on moving. #mydayinatweet

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

Y'all. Trump isn't some complex figure pretending to be a close minded idiot.. He's actually a legitimate close minded idiot 😕 #cryinginside

[Delta Gamma Fraternity @deltagamma]

Puppies + #ServiceForSight = Best Day EVER. #PUPPYOCALYPSE2016: What a great way to fundraise @USMdeltagamma!

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

https://t.co/SijivBjiL8 #YoungMindsMatter

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

It has just taken me 15 minutes to travel a mile on hardy street and I'd just like to clarify that I could run to Glory Bound faster. 😕

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

They're bothering a unique, valuable human being who deserves happiness. Ask for help. Don't fight alone. Big hug. https://t.co/V8ocAHN1Ll

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

That leaves only me to blame cause momma tried.

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

Beyonce's new pro women anthem has got me too excited for my own good #BeyisBae #Formation #slay 👑😌

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

I just read the description of a Spotify playlist that plays "country rap songs" and I just don't understand how and why 😕😳

[Kimberly Page @kaypager]

Is it just me, or is the pizza tracker the best part of ordering dominos?