Kay Kauffman

Nostalgic '90s kid. Hopeless romantic. Word wrangler. Mom of four. Band geek for life. #AmWriting #AmEditing

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

What to Expect When You’re Expecting should have a chapter warning you that you’re going to need a budget just for fruit

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

@uni_barstool Pizza Ranch and Texas Roadhouse.

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

Them: if publishing is so horrible why are you a writer?

Me:

[jim carlton @jimcarltonsf]

Every office in the Wall Street Journal keeping Evan’s name up like this until we get him back! This is the San Francisco office. #IStandwithEvan

[Dr Paul Moffett @doctormoffett]

How to insert a paragraph you accidentally missed.

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

@RYGdance 😂😂😂

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

💯💯💯

[the Mom TruthBomb @momTruthBomb]

Dear Kids,

Stop asking your mom what's for dinner.
She doesn't know what's for dinner.
She never knows what's for dinner.

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

And this is why I should not be allowed in bookstores with money. 🤣🤣

[Icona @iconawrites]

Me: I am going to borrow more books from the library to save money!

Me, two days later: I loved this library book. Now I need to buy my own copy.

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

Oh, Miss Havisham...

[Icona @iconawrites]

Constantly buying fast fashion is unsustainable. It’s time to normalise more eco-friendly lifestyles, such as wearing the same tattered wedding dress every day while sitting in a crumbling manor plotting revenge.

[Icona @iconawrites]

Stop telling people they “don’t have a real job” if they don’t work a 9 to 5. Being a freelance writer is a real job. Solving murders in the English countryside is a real job. Lying in a pond waiting to hand Excalibur to the rightful king is a real job. Your work matters.

[Icona @iconawrites]

One thing about me is that if you give me half an hour inside any bookshop I *will* find one book I must absolutely buy.

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

This. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Icona @iconawrites]

I love public libraries because they are built on the principle that books are so important and so necessary to human flourishing that access to them cannot depend on your income.

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

This is everything today. 🥶☃️❄️🥶☃️❄️🥶☃️❄️

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Variety @Variety]

#Emmy winner Sheryl Lee Ralph: "Anyone who has ever, ever had a dream and thought your dream...couldn't come true. I am here to tell you that this is what believing looks like. This is what striving looks like. And don't you ever, ever give up on you." https://t.co/h3GrtHDUA6

[Kate Mulgrew @TheKateMulgrew]

Including morale officers, cocky pilots, and aliens testing my patience. ☕️

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

In case I've never mentioned it before, I headbang to classical music. #BohemianRhapsody #QueenRocks

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

Hello, my name is Kay and I procrasticlean. What's your superpower? #doingALLthethings #procrastination #superpowers

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

Home repair is no easy task. https://t.co/cLc7gUbXWq

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

So...tired...😴😴😴😴😴 https://t.co/yXNgL6fPPH

[Kay Kauffman @kaysiewrites]

I am sooo ready for spring. https://t.co/v8IRXlQYeF