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BEWARE

[akn @kayunaaron]

DALLAS FUCKING TURNER

[chumble @chumblereal]

if men get hard and women get wet do nonbinary people get gassy

[akn @kayunaaron]

SUPERBOWL LOADING

[NFL @NFL]

Vikings S Harrison Smith agrees to terms to come back for 15th season on a 1-year, $12.25M deal with playoff incentives worth up to $16.25M. (via @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo)

[Perc Penguin 🐧 @PercPenguin]

Eagles fans, I need a favor. My fiancé bought 3 tickets to the #Eagles vs #Bears game in Chicago on Sept 28th as a birthday gift. Sadly, she had a major medical emergency last week and faces a long recovery ahead. We can no longer go and need to sell these at exact cost to help cover her medical bills.

🎟️ The Tickets: Section 219, Row 1, Seats 9, 10, & 11💰 The Price: $625 per ticket (Exactly what we paid, no upcharge, no TM fees)

When we tried to list them on @Ticketmaster for our exact cost, they tacked on massive fees and listed them for $825 each to the buyer. On top of that, their system glitched, split our 3 connected seats into individual listings, and they refused to help us fix it.
We just want these to go to good fans for a fair price. If you want 3 great seats together at face value without giving TM extra money, please DM me. RTs deeply appreciated!

[Sheikh_Saliu🐍🇸🇳 @Sheikh_Saliu]

Elle m’a dit qu’elle aimait « l’Attaque des Titans » alors je lui ai demandé qui était le méchant, et elle m’a répondu :  « Ça dépend de quel côté de la mer tu te trouves. »

[akn @kayunaaron]

{Goodbye|Farewell|So long|Bye bye} {poverty|broke life|empty pockets|financial struggle}! 😤💸

{I think|I believe|Let's be honest} — {we've all|we have all|all of us have} been {waiting|holding on|ready}

[akn @kayunaaron]

@MrBeast do

[akn @kayunaaron]

@svrancesickness @crazy4material how does it work

[nk @wh0tfiswh0]

#feetinhismouthfriday !!!!

[ᗷEᖇᑎᗩᖇᗪ🃏 @post_nobill]

Prince treatment or nothing…

[Crowther @Heis_Crowther]

A man glows differently when a real woman is taking care of him

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Stop telling me I'm handsome,
hit my cashapp instead 🙄

[brandon* @brndxix]

Skipping class to do assignments for said class

[Weigo @Samweigo]

Nikiamka hio Wednesday asubuhi sikua na hizi magari mnaona hapa

[βασιλεύς. @ByzantineSpirit]

Grok place her in my arms

[s @exfootballfan]

Ornstein announcing Amorim sacking at 5 PM tomorrow

[ᜊ(꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)ᜊ @tontacosita]

kuando t falta sexo t masturbas y listo pero ke haces cuando t falta amor? cmo t masturbas el corazón?

[Mir🇹🇹🍊 @NHB_JAMIR]

He grew up with like 70 players on that Miami roster lmao

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗘𝗡𝗭𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗔 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗘𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗔𝗖𝗛. 👋😳🇮🇹

His record at the club:

🏟️ 92 matches
✅ 55 wins
🏆 2 trophies

(Source: @SkySport)

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.