Kaylee

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[gere @lustformiley]

this is my president

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Me at my 225th rodeo:

"What the hell is going on?"

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

how it feels to listen to Olivia Rodrigo as a millennial

[🎃 @twaniimals]

she's literally just a girl

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

healing era ( i go back and forth between healed and insanely unstable everyday )

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[skinny legend? @wale__awe]

Something about Christina Aguilera telling me "you are beautiful no matter they say" never sat right with me because bitchhh what do they be saying ?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me after telling myself I would sweep and mop all of the floors in the house:

[Kaylee @kaywain6]

Consider me trapped

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me if i was a judge at the olympics

[Sam Cahn @samcahntent]

Larry David himself couldn’t come up with a funnier bit than this

[222 @DerikcaDesiree]

I’m about to start telling people "as long as that makes sense to u" when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I want to circle my friend’s apartment building with this when they have do not disturb on

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me if i were a shark

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

crazy how one little sperm cell creates a big grown goofy lying ass bitch

[Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz]

I don't know how old America turns tomorrow but I'm thinking it's fucking old enough to know better.

[Benny 'The Pole' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I don't need a recipe for disaster. I can make it from scratch.

[diana @iDateReyna]

rhaenyra: my dad was talking about aegon the CONQUEROR
alicent: this is going to ruin the tour
rhaenyra: ??? what tour
alicent: the world tour