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[khirsten 🕸️ @kayygeeeee]

“i might tell you a joke but i’ll never tell you… A LIE”

[‏۟ @fawnchaela]

NOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

[Emi @rememberthebite]

THE WIZ WAS RELEASED 48 YEARS AGO TODAY

[Baz Bombadil. @BazBombadil]

I was like “this isn’t that bad, why would this be ba—oh….”

[Nia Long @NiaLong]

😗

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

Adele is quality over quantity.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

"You handled the stress so well"

Meanwhile me:

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

[birkinboobs @ofunamii]

me after making love to my beautiful princess

[MASO @OLSAEM]

Section 80: my generation is fucked up
GKMC: my city is fucked up
TPAB: my country is fucked up
DAMN: The world is fucked up
MMATBS: I’m fucked up
GNX: y’all got me fucked up

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

me and spongebob would laugh so much together

[alex medina @mrmedina]

the disciples on the third day:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

As much as I complain about spending money, I’m grateful I’m able to pay for the things I need and want

[Plies @plies]

If Obama Had Ever Said Publicly On Camera That He Wouldn’t Mind If A Foreign Country. Blew Two US Cities Off The Map. They Would’ve Locked His Azz Up!! On The Spot!!!!!

[່ @doedeye]

cause this is thriller fuck nigga

[The Ting Dynasty @KeKatli]

This is what "Of All Time" means.

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.”

This is exactly why a rapist became president.

[$ @jxtsummer]

hey so like a lot is going on

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Quit calling them the Cornell 7 like they’re a cool boy band or something. Call them the Cornell rapists. That’s what they are.