Karen

Cats, haikus, whatever.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

#WhenIWasAKid I thought the world, not just television, used to be in black and white.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

Just stepped in cat puke. / Wasn't poetic; rather, / cold, wet, and squishy. #haiku

[Karen @kayzeezee]

@VictorTraps Why aren't you following @fakedansavage?

[Karen @kayzeezee]

#BillNye for president, 2016.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

@VictorTraps Your second line was only 6 syllables unless you pronounce twittered this way.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

@VictorTraps Really what?

[Karen @kayzeezee]

Dog ate my chapstick / Sulked when I took it away / Wah, wah, cry baby. #haiku

[Karen @kayzeezee]

@VictorTraps "twit-ter-ed"?

[Karen @kayzeezee]

Some haikus each day / to keep dementia at bay / for now, til cray cray.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp," / says the cricket at bedtime / hiding in my room.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

@VictorTraps I googled "Garrison Keillor ugh" and found this http://t.co/PGjKAkLhrv

[Karen @kayzeezee]

Dear upstairs neighbor,
Men your age don't listen to
Lady Marmalade.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

Pseudoephedrine
I promise I won't make meth.
Legalize it, maaaan.

[Karen @kayzeezee]

Procrastination.
Bad habit or way of life?
Need inspiration.