Kay Kuever

Bibliophile, video game enthusiast, and professional lazy housewife. 1/2 #CraftyGoblins #WaitWhatMediaGroup

[Kay Kuever @kayzerbeamz]

@CharlesEppley So much experience. Ive definitely shot home in the middle of a work day to bring a record inside so it doesn’t warp in the heat. Depending on what you are looking for Zia Records typically has a good selection in stock and there are multiple locations in the valley.

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@KRingelberg Oh, you’re where I got this problem from. Got it. 📚

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@KRingelberg The effort was definitely there.

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@EliasTheGrouch The hubs and I were just talking about this.

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What do you mean that’s not her real name?

[What, me worry? @EliasTheGrouch]

It's amusing when you give someone a nickname that sticks.

At my local bar there's a pilled out skank that throws herself on every guy she can, I dubbed her "Not Hot Donna" due to a passing resemblance and now no one remembers her actual name.

[Kay Kuever @kayzerbeamz]

@KRingelberg The effort is there, I promise.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Wanna feel old? You don't really have a choice.

[S.A.Cosby @blacklionking73]

When a little kid ask me " guess what?" for the 5th time and I say "what?" I always hold on to the hope they are going to whisper
"This is all a simulation. Time is a construct. The answer is 42" in a deep robot voice.

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@DrPeacelove

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@lelaamparo I’m questioning why an Arizonan is googling that in the first place?

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@ohjeaux This really sums up all of my feelings.

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Just found out that @SenSanders and I share a birthday and I could not be more honored to share this Virgo energy.

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@KRingelberg Yasss. And also his role in Red State. I’ve even told Kevin Smith that he literally wrote Dad as the FBI character JG plays.

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@KRingelberg

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@KRingelberg I’m here to petition John Goodman for the role of Dad.

[Alex Dimitrov @apoemcalledlove]

I love being drunk on the sun in April

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@JeffBryanDavis @thathappenspod @Thesixler Hear me out. Human Fighter.

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@lelaamparo @aaron_gopp He’d be the guy selling newspapers on the corner of Shannon and Magee.