GarbageMomExtraordinaire

Arizona raised Cleveland girl. Love my babies. In love with all things art,music and film. Liberal. Foodie. Dirty martini please.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger Stop giving him peroxide.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@ss1997ss @NEO_Scan What’s wrong with you?

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

Hey, @WaltDisneyWorld, you should consider offering @disneyplus on resort TVs. I’m not suggesting free access to everyone, just have it available so families who already subscribe can watch @PixarTurningRed after a long day at the parks. #my6yearoldispissed

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@JoshMandelOhio Pro-God, Pro-Gun, Pro-Trump.
Ewwww.
That’s it. That’s the entire Tweet.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

Dear, @VanessaLachey . I need to know who made your dress for the Love Is Blind reunion. I think my sister would look AMAZING in it! #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlindseason2 #VanessaLachey

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

If there is one positive thing to come from being fat your entire life, I can confidently say that I am at no risk of being #tinderswindler ‘d.
Believe that I will Goog the shit outta the tiny Italian man who wants all THIS.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger I’m pretty much the hottest.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

When I was 8 years old… WAY back in 1987, I thought my legs were too fat for leggings. I wanted to wear an oversized sweatshirt and leggings. I was told my body wasn’t “right.” I was EIGHT.
@MaintenancePod #dietculture #momlife

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@jvn 🍋 🍩 🍋 🍩 🍋 🍩.
We’re the same, Girl! #didwejustbecomebestfriends #QueerEye6

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger Holy shit. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

The @AlmondBreeze eggnog is delish! Is it as good as traditional eggnog… not quite. Will it make my insides feel like they’re revolting and leaving my body? Nope! It’s a win win. If dairy is your enemy, try it! #holidays #almondbreezeeggnog ##momlife

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger It was the same for me when I needed an MRI on my knee. My ortho’s suite is next door to imaging services.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger Thankfully we’re past the puppy accidents, but we still have a a*hole dachshund who likes to poop in the house. This morning, Mike coming down the stairs “Annette pooped!” And????

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@GoldfishSwim Yay! My kids were at the Cleveland location this morning!

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

Things most men don’t think about:
1) Do any of my children have gym tomorrow?
2) Are their gym clothes clean?
#momlife #dadlife #provemewrong

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger This is like season 4 Mickey Mouse Club. It’s different. 😕

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@BQRC23 @Alanis @jaggedmusical Everyone is feeling better, and the kids were back to school today… 😬
If Covid has taught me anything, it’s to accept disappointment.

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

In 2045, when @Alanis tours for the 50th anniversary of @jaggedmusical (the Jagged Little Pill album), I WILL BE THERE. I will be 67 years old, and NOTHING will stop this grandma!
#sosadimissedit #alanis2021 #momlife

[GarbageMomExtraordinaire @kaz2579]

@Lincolns_Finger Trust me. I don’t get it either!