Mansoor

[Mansoor @kazZ_carter]

@SShaaaaan Happy Birthday and Happy new year bro!

[Safsaf 🐥 @SafaaMT]

ان شاءالله سنة خير عالجميع💙💙💙

[Mansoor @kazZ_carter]

@SShaaaaan is this your pin 29946999?

[» mahra @mysteriousucide]

That's the beauty of a secret , you know your suppose to keep it

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

I'm going to start saying "schlonged" for when I had a good standup set.
Q: So how'd that show go?
A: Totally schlonged, bro!

[💋Nips💋 @Nips_00]

If you really wanted me I'd be kidnapped and hog tied in a barn by now.

[💋Nips💋 @Nips_00]

Being new on Twitter is reminding me of that one lonely week in high school before I started putting out

[💗 Mashed Potato Dream Girl 💗 @sheseemslegit]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me.

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

Politics in 1998...
Clinton: It depends on your definition of the word "is".

Politics in 2015...
Trump: "Schlonged" is not a vulgar word!

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

I'm starting to understand why the Chinese consider "May you live in interesting times" a curse.

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader

[Le Trav @TravLeBlanc]

There are two kinds of comedians: alcoholics and recovering alcoholics.

[MyNameIsRoomana❤️ @RoomanaaX]

Touchdown Londonnnnnn🙄

[wa @0waffaa]

I have a mother with a heart of gold, she's my piece of heaven on earth.

[Scott Adkins @TheScottAdkins]

Check out the awesome new teaser trailer for Boyka: Undisputed. https://t.co/lRXlzF14Ex

[Scott Adkins @TheScottAdkins]

#BOYKA Undisputed teaser trailer is about to drop - are you ready?