Britt and knee

In case I don’t see you- Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

Me minding my own business
The farmer’s dog commercial: YOUR DOGS GONNA DIE

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

Me enjoying time alone turns out to be me explaining to my dog that what’s on my plate is the same as what he doesn’t want to eat that I already gave him and is currently on the floor and therefore he does not need to beg.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

What if I eat many servings a year…

[8 News Now @8NewsNow]

'HIGHLY CONTAMINATED': Eating just one serving of freshwater fish each year could have the same effect as drinking water heavily polluted with “forever chemicals” for an entire month, a new study finds. #8NN https://t.co/CqKU3X7ztK

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

I hope the other people in the waiting room at the doctor know I also do not enjoy the things my instagram chooses to show me in public. There should be a filter for “I’m bored in public” that only shows you dogs and home organization or something.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

Better to be overdressed than underdressed… unless you are a salad.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

I can’t go to therapy because I don’t want any other human to have to interpret dreams where birds get curb stomped

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

@StaveyLou Can I live there as just a chef or something

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

The thing no one tells you about being a wedding coordinator is you have to listen to “Yeah!” by Usher at least twice a week at ungodly sound levels. Wondering about the long term health effects.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

Here we are back to the special time of year when all the new male managers assume I’m the secretary and try to assign me tasks. Sorry, I actually can’t run to the post office for you.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

@StaveyLou @amrezy 😍

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

Shout out to the producers of the bachelor for airing the biggest gaslighting fest on international women’s day. @BachelorABC #claytonisgarbage #teamsusie

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

@united It’s not, I’m actively wasting my time at the airport.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

This weekend I had four flights booked with @united and all four were delayed. It’s honestly impressive how bad their service was. Please refund me for the additional vacation day I’ll have to use.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

If you bring a full suitcase on the plane as your carry on, you are my enemy no questions asked.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

New feature unlocked: Euphoria Sunday Scaries. It’s the anxiety you feel knowing you’re going to watch a new episode but every character stresses you out. #Euphoria @HBO

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

I’m an actual idiot.

[Kirstie @KayBeckstrom]

“I literally got so drunk on Friday, I’m never drinking again” -@kbelbritt *literally holding a drink in her hand while saying this*

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

If anyone’s wondering how my summer is going I worked 12 hours today and then took an antibiotic with champagne. Everything’s fine. Probably.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

I can’t sleep at night because the nbc peacock feathers don’t follow roygbiv. Send help.

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

The most realistic part of @whitelotus_hbo is Armond working randoms jobs throughout the resort even though he’s the manager. A true portrayal of hospitality management 😂

[Hospitality Problems @youknow_hotel]

Guests. Customers. General public. Please read this headline. This industry is short staffed and you treating hotel/waiting staff like crap isn’t helping! Have some respect for those still serving you. #news #hospitality #NewsUpdates #RT