Katie

just popping into Twitter to tweet into the void

[Katie @kblakee]

Every time an Uber misses a turn I think to myself “this is it, this is how I’m murdered”

[Katie @kblakee]

I started #ACOTAR and I’m fully hooked. I’m not usually a fantasy girlie but I caved to the hype. Makes we wonder if I’m highly susceptible to join a cult. I’d join if Rhysand leads

[Katie @kblakee]

Idk if anyone’s even noticed but it’s time to see everyone’s Spotify yearly wrap

[Katie @kblakee]

@blake_SLEE Lost ya phone?!

[Katie @kblakee]

Does anyone actually ‘Venmo the bride a drink 🥂🤍!’ when posted on insta stories? Because girl, we all out here going broke over bachelorettes why are we asking for more?

[Katie @kblakee]

“Not to get political” says the two strangers talking on the train. *Grabs popcorn*

[Katie @kblakee]

In a twisted turn of events, it’s raining today

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@blake_SLEE So where are we traveling to because I refuse rain on my vacation

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Shrek has the best movie score and you can’t tell me otherwise

[Katie @kblakee]

Does anyone else remember and/or scarred by My Little Toaster?

[Katie @kblakee]

@blake_SLEE My sister’s #famous

[Katie @kblakee]

Today is the Mondayest Monday

[Katie @kblakee]

I had a glass of white wine. And made some veggie wraps. Ready to see Tom Sandoval get dragged rn #VanderpumpRules

[Katie @kblakee]

Has anyone actually had Little Caesar’s pizza?

[Katie @kblakee]

I’m having a lovely Friday evening made better knowing that I’m not waiting in Taylor Swift concert traffic, lines, lines, more lines and traffic home 😌

[Katie @kblakee]

Hot girl walks

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Idk why but I will never get sick of the #Scandal

[Katie @kblakee]

Was up much too late watching the new season of #QueerEye and happy crying

[Katie @kblakee]

Some people believe in god (s). Some people believe in astrology. I believe in karma. And she didn’t let me down.

[Katie @kblakee]

Idk why I thought I could mix diet dog food in with regular dog food as if my dogs wouldn’t notice. They noticed and are mad at me

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My new goal this year is to fulfill every drunk plan I make.