El_Presidente🗯️

CREATORS KNOWS NO LIMIT.
I'M HUMAN.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

We will mourn Raila Odinga like we never had any differences with him. We will mourn him not because he was always good to us, but because the democracy we enjoy today stands on his shoulders. He bears the scars, and he deserves the credit.🕊️

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Yvonne Okwara: Are you going to account for the money people are sending you?

SIFUNA: Yes. We will account for the money.

YVONNE: Which method will you use to account for this money?

SIFUNA: Have you sent any money to that pay bill?

YVONNE: No. I have not sent any money. But this is public money and you must account.

SIFUNA: Speak about your money Yvonne. Not other people's money. If they ask me to account, I will account.

Me: Shukishaaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[El_Presidente🗯️ @kbosire100]

Wamama FAO.💯😎

[El_Presidente🗯️ @kbosire100]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Eric @amerix]

The most difficult task in the morning is waking up.

The next difficult task is making your bed.

Once you overcome these tasks in the morning, every battle gets easier during the day.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

After finishing the job of sending Albert Ojwang to Paradiso State Lodge, PC Mukhwana was walking majestically like a penguin, waiting for a promotion. Unfortunately for him, the red-eyed hawks caught him live on camera. He's now awaiting check-in confirmation at the govt owned Airbnb located in a gated community along Kamiti Road. Chesaa!!

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

The Argentina player used his studs to step on Yamal’s calf. According to the rules, this is supposed to be a red card but the referee didn’t even show him a yellow.
SPAIN ARE GETTING ROBBED!!!

[LaVozGalactica @Lavozgalactica]

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Se acaba de revelar una película de 40 minutos con todos los robos de Argentina.

Es un escándalo Mundial.

[Sara | Journalist @SanaJournalist1]

EVERY TIME WE UPLOAD THE VIDEO AND IT GETS DELETED, WE'LL JUST KEEP UPLOADING IT. 🤣👌

[Eric @amerix]

NIS advised Uhuru against swearing in Muchelule to the appellate court because of his character.

Ruto went ahead to swear him into office.

His firearm, which is currently unlicensed, was found at a crime scene where a suspect was fatally shot.

Something is wrong.

[Abdullah Omar🇵🇸 @Abdullah_Om3r03]

Portugal compiled a four-minute video highlighting every foul committed against the Egyptian team, showing repeated incidents of physical aggression while the referee failed to intervene. According to the post, Argentina continued playing without being held accountable, while the referee was accused of showing leniency and favoritism toward them.

The video was shared with the caption:

"A global scandal and an unprecedented disgrace."

According to the claim, the video reached 30 million views and 35,000 shares within just three hours.

[Eric @amerix]

To all politicians,

When a young man sacrifices his dignity to support you, don't sacrifice his life.

#ArrestFikirini

#ArrestFikirini

#ArrestFikirini

#ArrestFikirini

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

It was horrifying for me to watch a video on @X showing the CS for Finance, @JohnMbadiN, displaying Kshs. 10,000,000 in cash as “donations” from the MP for Suna East, @JunetMohamed, and a similar amount, also in cash, from @WilliamsRuto.

As they did that, most pupils in rural Kenya are forced to learn under trees or in dilapidated structures; tens of thousands of children die of malaria and other preventable diseases; most county health facilities have no medicines, physicians and medical equipment; about 80% of the youth are jobless; and tens of millions of Kenyans are living under subhuman conditions

As I have stated elsewhere before, anyone who carries tens of millions of shillings in cash and/or in other denominations cannot claim that the money isn’t part of an organized and sophisticated money laundering scheme. This is particularly the case when the people displaying such colossal amounts of cash in public either occupy or used to occupy public offices.

There are anti-money laundering laws which prohibit the withdrawal and use of more than Kshs 1,000,000 in cash at any one time. This is aside from the fact that public officials should be required to explain the sources of such vast sums of money by the @EACCKenya.

My considered view is that by displaying such huge sums of cash in public, Ruto, Mbadi and Junet were publicly engaged in money laundering, grand corruption and proved that in Kenya, the Mafia is the government!

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

He is beautiful. Very

All mothers say that anyway

But nothing beats Okuyu- luo DNA

His dad flew in so we are good. If he can mantle and dismantle guns

Changing diapers should not be a problem

Mimi kazi ni kunywa supu as I catch up on documentaries

Tried watching polygamist, total garbage

Jonasi ako kindergarten, men out here fuck single mothers na their chudren

Uliza Kanyari na kale kipepeo Betty Bayo aliachia step dad

South Africa trying to redeem failed xenophobia image through Netflix

Bro, Jonasi is no villain, he is a reality!

Ababu Namwamba fucked his step daughter, niece, step sister, his wife’s entire lineage hadi bibi aka commit suicide!

Utugu bwana! Jonasi chieth nyef

Ida si aliuwa mboch then wakaekelea jiko carbon dioxide coz Jakom alichoka kunyonga?

Your president has 23 kids, by different women

Anyway, Raymond Omollo. Thank you

Ochibo tije ler , message well received

Finally you have seen ni sirkand Jolang’o ni, we need each other

Koro 2027 ibed chief of staff

We are not asking. We are DEMANDING

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

President Ruto left Gusii residents puzzled after relaunching a stalled road project he first launched in 2018 while serving as Deputy President. Eight years later, now as President, he returned to relaunch the same road again, this time from a different section.

#InSixMonths
#GalleryOfRutosLies

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don't waste your night thinking about people who don't even care whether you wake up tomorrow or not. Move on & focus on yourself.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Actually, he DID KNOW June 25th, 2024 was going to happen

Ali table report

Kalenjins at State House rubbished it

That is why after Gachagua’s presser in Mombasa, Ruto could not fire him

Coz he TOLD THEM. Bro is efficient AF

Mumeona Al shabaab anga West mall, dussit attack zilizokuwa back to back under Uhuru zikifanyika since 2022?

Not under his watch. He is not perfect, kuna kurutu twake ghasia

I knew Raila was dead waaay before the entire country

Boiz moja hapo Thika rd akanitafuuuta akanipata

“Siste, shukisha hiyo tweet pliz. Fool then sent me 20k. What insolence

You know what I did, nili deactivate wosap coz from Diaspora, you can only access me via hiyo app

Sina safcom uta track

There is something Museveni always says

“I am a big consumer of intelligence”

It is true. It has kept him in power since I was an ovum. Walijuaje Besigye akona meeting Riverside?

Bro alichotwa Posh estate ya Kenya 2am. By 9am alikuwa cell Uganda

He was set up by his comrades.

Ruto pia sio mjinga. He either pays you or kills you

Plus hakuna sirkal perfect, the Kibaki we hail today ndio ali sanction 2007 genocide

Kenya is in your hands now Noordin Sir

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

GENTLEMEN: Respect and be close to your father, the old man knows a lot. Because by the time you realize your father was right, your children would be thinking you're wrong.

[Eric @amerix]

Good morning,

A new week has begun,

WAKE UP!

• Move your body.

• Work on your goals.

• Learn a skill.

• Build your business.

• Protect your health.

This week,

Choose discipline over comfort,

Choose action over excuses,

Choose consistency.

#ManDay

[Iran Army @Iran_Army_Stan]

🚨🇮🇷 Iran says it has launched its most powerful attack yet against Israel.
🇮🇷 Iran signals it seeks peace with the U.S., not Israel. 🇮🇱🚀