Kelly Buttermore

Shorter, female half of the touring improv comedy duo From Justin to Kelly.

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Tried to write a judgmental tweet about an article I read about a couple living as if it's Victorian times, then I remembered I do improv.

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

I wish I loved anything as much as stroller moms at Chipotle love big scoops of sour cream on their burrito bowls

[Dr. Ken Chau @TheRealDrChau]

It has been a long road but I am finally Better and my fingrs Work Again. Time to log back into Twitter and see what I ve missed!

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Fed Garduño was the best of us. He was kind, caring, and always the funniest guy in any room he was in. I was lucky to call him a friend and to perform with him for years. Devastating doesn't even begin to describe this loss.

Please donate to help his wife Mindy & his son Iggy.

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

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[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

I'm a @thecityny monthly member and if you live in NYC and have even just a couple extra bucks, you should become one, too!

[The City Reporter @THECITYNY]

We’re SO close to our goal for the year — less than $5,000 to go! Help us reach it so we can continue to produce reporting that gets results for New Yorkers.

https://t.co/p3rf58MC26

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

God help 12 year old me playing "The Living Years" on clarinet

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Unlocked a new level of rage this week towards the new varietal of NYC douchebag that doesn't wear a mask on the subway!

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

For someone who isn't doing particularly well I sure do start a lot of emails with "I hope you're doing well!"

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

You can watch it for free at https://t.co/jJMaIk5OdI. It starts at noon Eastern and runs until just after 12:30AM the next day! We also have over 50 improvisers joining us as Zoom walk-ons over the course of the day. It's gonna be epic. Please support us!

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Breaking my many months of Twitter silence to tell you that Justin & I are going to do an improv scene online for **12.5 hours straight** this Sat, May 22 to raise money for our improv festival! Please donate here: https://t.co/lHFkHjedwr

[Justin Peters @justintrevett]

If you buy a copy of my Aaron Swartz biography "The Idealist" at any point through Sun, Nov 29, and DM me proof of purchase, I'll donate the exact same amount to the @internetarchive. I'm biased, obv, but it's a very good book! And it grows more relevant with each passing year.

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Hi! I'm co-producing a brand new online comedy festival from Dec 9-12. Check out our website -- and click that donate button while you're there! You can also sponsor a show (or a show block) and get us to say something dumb (or very normal!) live on air! https://t.co/sVepfn5WRp

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

@THECITYNY Does it count towards the match if I increase my existing monthly contribution? I want to help! Thanks!

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Congratulations to Google Photos' "look back on this day" on quickly becoming my phone's worst feature

[The City Reporter @THECITYNY]

New York City marks Biden-Harris victory over Trump-Pence. Here are some sights and sounds from the day: https://t.co/2m0RAvw294

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

A terrific read as always from @justintrevett

[Justin Peters @justintrevett]

I went long on the final days of Rush Limbaugh, the man who perfected the art of getting low-information voters hot and bothered about irrelevant bullshit. https://t.co/5TKCk9Gpev

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Each one of these pleas is gutting but this one is especially so. I don't want to live in a New York City without the Strand in it. Join me and buy some books!

[Strand Bookstore @strandbookstore]

📣 We need your help. This is the post we hoped to never write, but today marks a huge turning point in The Strand's history. Our revenue has dropped nearly 70% compared to last year, and the loans and cash reserves that have kept us afloat these past months are depleted.

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

I think the time has finally come to admit defeat and throw in the towel on this 2020 day planner

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

@BCasusol I love it! I remember disliking Cracker at the time. Not as much as I disliked that sand smoothie but close!

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

Three-way tie:
- The Cranberries w/Cracker as opener (1998 I think?)
- Lilith Fair 1997 in Hartford: Paula Cole, Fiona Apple, Tracy Chapman, Sarah McLachlan
- 1997: No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom Tour w/Weezer as opener

[Kelly Buttermore @kbuttermore]

@BCasusol "Ladies and gentlemen...Cracker."