Astral Ward Researcher Casey

Word nerd. Wheelie popper. Sometime traveler. Dad. Game writer & editor. Dawg fan. Cold-foamer connoisseur. Rap snob.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

Me: What do you want to name your character?

Kid (almost 4): City Jeans.

Me: I've literally been paid to come up with character names for a video game and never thought of one that good.

Kid: Incredible Good Fun Francis Dances.

Me: Fuck.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@ANYamashita If you add ketchup to a Seattle dog, does it cease to be a Seattle dog?

Also yes, it's weird. And that's okay. Let your freak dogs fly, everyone.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@Softykjr Go Dawgs.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

GET IT!

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

Home is where you, and your warclaw, can rest your heads. Welcome to Janthir.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@kperng Dude. So sorry. Unbelievable.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@KentBenson08 National Parks WISH they had that suh-weeeet animation though!

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@missdoomcookie Let the data show that our new "Would Morgan play it?" marketing strategy NAILED IT

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

BEARS IN THE HOUSE, Y'ALL!

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

🌟 Guild Wars 2: Janthir Wilds lands August 20th! Get a taste of what kind of adventures await. (Spoiler: 🏡?) #GuildWars2 🌟
https://t.co/kO1w8nuSnS

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@Softykjr YOU GET A PLAYOFF BERTH

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

GET IT!

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

The Realm of Dreams awaits, Wayfinder. The latest update to Guild Wars 2: Secrets of the Obscure is now live with new story Chapters, Legendary Relics and Armor, Tier-one Obsidian Legendary Armor, and much more. https://t.co/tRyR32C1tr

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@tomabernathy 100%. And they make me think of Vin Baker.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@Softykjr 100%. I started going to Husky games as a freshman in '95 and had season tickets most of the time since then. This was the most fun season I've experienced. Absolutely worth it!

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

Some poor young nerd reading this article before the correction like, "Yeah baby, this computer science degree is REALLY gonna pay o-- Oh. Shit."

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@Winter_mute__ Awwww maaaan. Damn.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

"The thing is, I didn't know I'm not allowed to spit on my electronics."

[Alex Kain @tdcpresents]

Okay, but hear me out: isn't the reason we hire amazing, professional voice actors because they're able to embody the characters and bring them to life in ways only a professional actor can?

Trust me, people do NOT want to hear their shitty robovoice replace Cameron Monaghan.

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@BobbyStein I need an editor.

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

The story of #GuildWars2 takes the wayfinder to a strange new realm in "Through the Veil"—a new update that's free for owners of Guild Wars 2: Secrets of the Obscure! Take a look at what's new: https://t.co/8nAmbDB6cy

[Bobby Stein @BobbyStein]

(gestures)

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@indigoboock @Danny8bit @KypMaher Hell yeah!

[Astral Ward Researcher Casey @kcander44]

@indigoboock @Danny8bit