Karly Bader

Making trouble since 1990.

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

@OnceKidsPlay I submitted an order through your website weeks ago. I have sent multiple emails, submitted multiple inquiries through your website, and Facebook page and have yet to hear back. Please advise ASAP or I will be submitting a complaint to the Better Business Bureau.

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Only thing better than pulling out your fall jacket and finding $20 in the pocket is finding apple headphones in the pocket #thelittlethings

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

You scream, I scream, we all scream for (the museum of) ice cream! https://t.co/53X84RlVs4 via @TIME

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

The only time the room gets quiet is when they are announcing jurors about to be dismissed #juryduty #furyduty

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

This green goddess salad from @panerabread is taking out the #fury in #furyduty #juryduty

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Is there such a thing as phone charger etiquette? Because the fellow juror borrowing mine clearly has none #quithoggin #juryduty #furyduty

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Someday is Today! I donated to @LLSUSA to help create a world without blood cancers. Donate with me: https://t.co/sss1s0Aka8

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

@hellofiggy today's the day! #juryduty #furyduty

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Just made the mistake of google image searching necrotizing fasciitis #theregoesmyappetite #neveragain

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Just found out I have jury duty the day after Memorial Day. A very American coincidence I'm oddly looking forward to #juryduty #furyduty

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

The cereal box is lying to you—and so is every other label: Why you can’t trust that “nutrition” information https://t.co/jvOR7B53te @Salon

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Birthday announcements on Facebook are a great time to unfriend #happyunbirthdaytoyou

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Win the ultimate trip to Jackson Hole via @jhski @Marmot https://t.co/efLA8DtiTL

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

the headline on https://t.co/kxWKrv0nKP is "Going Straight From Spring to Summer"... isn't that how these things typically go? #fail

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Me everyday in park slope - sees dog first and smiles, sees owner second and stares blankly #dogfriendlyonly

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

"Princey you have got to stop humping Baby Elvis!" says the dog walker who just passed me #overheardinparkdope

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

New study finds we hit peak popularity at 25 years old, guess it's all downhill from here https://t.co/YfajVr4tGw #sopopular

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

Inability to move has been reported - while some might call that paralysis, pharma companies call that a possible side effect #signmeup

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

When people don't answer your text but then add a snap to their story #iseeyou

[Karly Bader @kcbader]

If the map and the conductor say Redding, why do the signs say West Redding? That's not confusing at all