Maria Brown

Love anything peach scented, flavored, or colored

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

@LoveLaughChaos I actually don't care because she methodically strangled her three babies with her excercise bands.

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

@Andy To West and Amanda- seeing the way both of you easily and persistently lied to media abt the status of your relationship prior to your statement, do you feel uneasy about eachothers ability to lie to someones face? -Maria, East Greenbush NY

[Keona @keonasolana]

Im sorry, Nicole, this CANT be the reason you’ve been a ghost and not speaking to Kendall. You’re just embarrassed, and you don’t want him anymore. #loveislandusa

[Nae. @naewiththeslay]

Kendall was literally shaking. That man is traumatized. The fact that Nicole even brought it up on TV knowing they haven’t talked about it privately first is VERY telling. #loveislandusa #loveislandreunion

[errrrrry. 👑💚💫 @MissErryyy]

Nicole trying to use feminism to make herself the victim instead of Kendall who had revenge porn put out the day after the show ended…what is she thinking? #loveislandusa

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

I don’t wake up for the week until like Wednesday at 2pm

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

I think about how badly I want just a landline phone like pretty regularly

[Ashley Iaconetti @ashleyiaco]

I’m really, truly, upset by the way that moment was handled. It was cruel. We can support Rachel and not absolutely publicly demoralize someone.

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

The power of home cooked lasagna is profound

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

I feel like Martha Stewart had the comeback no one really talks about…

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

Gnocchi is so effing good!! But only if you cook it right

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

The Starbucks manager at my local Target plays a very interesting role in my life

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

There’s a dangerous risk whenever you start a pint of ice cream that you will eat the whole thing in one sitting, pass out, then hate yourself. But I live on the edge.

[Janai Nelson @JNelsonLDF]

I know we’re all still processing, but the way casual violence was normalized tonight by a collective national audience will have consequences that we can’t even fathom in the moment. #Oscars2022

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

I'm watching videos of dogs, and just realized I was talking to myself saying "fluffy puppy" well in ear shot of like 3 people I don't know

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

@Kylie_Daniels Fuck yea 🐻

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

I honestly feel like Amanda Seyfried is too pretty to play this Theranos chick #thedrop

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

TikTok acts like slugging is a new thing but I’ve been slathering Aquaphor on my face feet and everywhere in between since 7th grade

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

Watching football with me “tony romo used to date Jessica Simpson but I guess she was bad luck”

[Maria Brown @mariakaybee]

@JamieGreer1 Hahaha I do the same thing “work” with a check box sometimes 😂