nah imagine being the type of person that thought the government was trying to controls us wit masks & vaccines... and also celebrating abortion being made illegal. we really live amongst people like this and they validate each other like they make perfect sense.
So in the middle of the night I got lost in this girl’s tik tok who dumpster dives at Whole Foods. She finds so much perfectly good food that didn’t even expire yet.
My cousin got the vaccine and it turned him into a llama and he fell into a river and had to hitch a ride with a village leader back to his castle, just saying do your own research
I can no longer hear Hey There Delilah without singing “Hey there Delilah let me see them big ol’ titties you’re a thousand miles away but girl tonight they look so pretty”
Thanks to my boyfriend that never sings it normally
@WWangoW
"hey want to hang out?"
-yes
-no
-i really do but my week is so full and I just need like 4 hours where I get to be alone before I go insane but saying no feels like I don't want to spend time with you which isn't true. I don't understand why time is a relentless storm th- yes!