Kaylee Stout

LDS not LSD

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

The Vasa fitness center guy kept offering me a free trial. Will let you know when the wedding is.

[The Professor @AfricanDynasty3]

“SHE SAID NOPE “ 😂😂😂

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Two people who choose to love each other, sacrifice for each other, and work hard for each other are an unstoppable force. You cannot “fall out of love.” Love is a verb, a conscious choice you must make every day.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

A happy person decides to marry the person they love.

A happier person decides to love the person they married.

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

For those of you asking “what’s marriage like?” My husband just threw me over his shoulder and stuck me in the shower fully clothed so it’s a lot like that.

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

@wonder_presh You were too busy eating garlic cloves

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

Why do we have to hate on people for liking pumpkin spice in the fall? The only thing wrong with pumpkin spice in fall is that it’s ONLY available in fall and I want my pumpkin pie blizzard all year round.

[The Dad @thedad]

God: what are they doing down there?
Angel: they are making milk from almonds
God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from
A: they dont like that milk
God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table*

[Jersey @Jersey_Tucker9]

Girls , do you wear a bra to bed ?
Like if yes
Retweet if no

Proving a point

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

@Erica_Lee5 Yah I guess so, other suggestions?

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

@Erica_Lee5 I propose Brant Daughtery for Percy

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

@Erica_Lee5 I’ll help you. These will be the best revived movies of all time

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

Update time:

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

The Vasa fitness center guy kept offering me a free trial. Will let you know when the wedding is.

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

If I hadn’t skipped 5th grade I would have graduated from high school yesterday and instead I’m married now so yah best decision ever

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

-“just one more episode of the office” *3 hours later “just one more”

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

What is marriage? A thread

-spending an hour deciding what to eat

-deciding we don’t actually want to eat that and eat pigs in a blanket or chicken nuggets instead

-“honey where’s my (clothing item I am currently wearing and he’s never getting back)?”

[Kaylee Stout @kcdancer11]

-“I love you” “well I guess we should get married then”