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[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

After 8 billion doses (yes 8 BILLION, not a typo) Covid vaccines are at this point one of the most tested medical interventions in history and one of the safest ever

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Insane.

[CK @kcdc25]

@peterstopcrime I know this is fictional, but just want to point out that she could have shot him dead under many states’ stand your ground laws and never been charged. And yet if she slaps someone reflexively for sexually assaulting her she’s “hysterical”.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

You can’t trick Marilyn. 🙄

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 HOLY SHIT.

CNN’s legal analysts are now openly discussing whether the settlement that created the anti-weaponization fund could amount to FRAUD ON THE COURT.

That is not normal legal language.

“Fraud on the court” is basically reserved for the nuclear scenarios:

lying to the court, withholding evidence, or manipulating the legal process itself.

And the judge reportedly raised a terrifying possibility:
what if the two sides were never truly fighting each other at all?

Read that again.

The concern is that the lawsuit may have been used as a vehicle to create:

the settlement, the immunity protections, and the nearly $1.8 billion fund.

[Dow @mark_dow]

Compromise: Put Trump on a $2.50 bill

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Guys, the song “Independence Day” is about a woman killing her abusive husband in a house fire

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The single worst decision the American left made in recent years - and I include myself here - was defending, promoting, believing in this guy.
The absolute worst. An absolute charlatan and liar and wannabe Republican.

Apologies to @ConorLambPA and @malcolmkenyatta.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Psaki: “…I have to start tonight with a story that in any other administration, would be grounds for opening an impeachment inquiry, because today ProPublica reported that the White House intervened to get a $620 million deal for a company tied to President Trump’s adult son @DonaldJTrumpJr…the deal in question involved a startup focused on rare earth magnet production called Vulcan Elements and last Summer, Don Jr’s venture capital firm took an undisclosed stake in that company, and wouldn’t you know…three months later, the Pentagon announced that it was giving Vulcan Elements a $620 million loan.”🙄🤦‍♀️

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

get the fuck out of here

Head/Ears/Nose/Throat: Examination was normal, except for scarring of the right ear consistent with prior gunshot injury.

Dermatologic: Examination of the dorsal hands revealed ecchymosis (bruising), consistent with minor soft tissue irritation related to frequent handshaking in the setting of aspirin use for cardiovascular prevention.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

A bazillion people have weighed in on this tweet.

Not one person is arguing Stephen Miller isn’t an ugly fuck.

[Dr. Vin Gupta @VinGuptaMD]

When a President’s physicians start citing “AI cardiac age” metrics and explaining bilateral bruising from “frequent handshaking,” the line between medical documentation and political messaging disappears.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Apparently Harvard is great for their kids but it’s too woke for your kids

[CK @kcdc25]

@KyleLascoShow @paulinaVEVO LOL for the party that claims to want everyone to get married this is such a self own. Most people know you keep the dress a surprise for the day of, genius.

[CK @kcdc25]

@liberconss @middyishappy @KatieMiller @paulinaVEVO Acknowledging that hate makes you ugly doesn’t make anyone any less body positive.