Kyle Cesena

CURRENT STATUS: Blissful ignorance

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

I forgot that I added an extension that replaces pics of Trump with pics of cats, so the @ACLU home page had me v confused for a sec.

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

The Paramore x Steph collab I didn’t know I wanted, but def needed

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

@Beeebs_ Absolutely.

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

The guy at Starbucks who pointed at my iced coffee and asked me “Is that coffee?” will live in my head rent-free forever.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

drag queens are not going to groom your children. they are going to say “hello handsome,” take a bite out of my burger without asking, and make everyone at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood laugh at me. which is so much worse

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

@mfullem I didn’t care at first, but now I’m all in

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

@asherid1 Don’t worry about it :)

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

.@asherid1

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[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

@danielmjude @GoldfishSmiles Only the best!

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

Idc if it’s not trendy anymore, I just need to lord it over @asherid1

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Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

The 6 hours it took me to watch it were worth this vindication

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Our trivia group made fun of @kcesena for watching Mank and now it’s it’s got all these Academy Awards 😂

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

@JomiAdeniran With some Dark Souls thrown in as well

[Lord James Alvarez @ObscureGent]

I don’t go hiking because first off I’m lazy. Second I don’t want to find a dead body and then have to talk to the police.

[Kyle Cesena @kcesena]

@JomiAdeniran @danielmjude Both 👀