Casey Johnson

can ya dig it

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

arguably the most beautiful sign in the world

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

Simone Biles would have won that game

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

@ITZJINER Anyone who voted for rubbing hands together… prison

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

@ITZJINER As you should - easy answer is clapping. Only correct choice

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

@ITZJINER I need to see who’s voting for what

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

My friend just called me to tell me that the man she’s talking to said “sorry I didn’t text you back I got a DUI” and then a week later said he made that up???? No I will be passing away from this information

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

Being from Vermont is a personality trait & I stand by that

[chance @chanceposts]

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

@giannaverzaro Bruh

[Matt James @mattjames919]

Make sure you’re happy in real life today.

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

When people do me wrong while I’m driving I like to give them a crisp thumbs up. I’ve found that this is very effective, let me know if you try it

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

Yesterday I saw a brick building slowly fall down until the road was filled with broken bricks. That is a metaphor for my life

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

I just feel like it’s very important to know what people name their WiFi before deciding whether or not you’re compatible

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

Sometimes I think about the fact that they’re not still filming episodes of FRIENDS and I can feel my heart sink

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

It’s easy to be stubborn or angry and forget what really matters. Hug your people & love them hard. Prioritize it even when you think it doesn’t matter because it always does

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

Also I feel like it’s crazy that we are in 2020 and there is STILL a lag for news reporters. Seems like we are really missing the ball on that guys

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

People that watch videos on theirs at FULL volume around other people?? Why???

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

How many miles can you go after your maintenance light turns on??? Askin for a friend

[ODESZA @odesza]

Old friend reached out to us today after a long time. It meant a lot. Please reach out to someone you love today and pass it on plz.

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

Pretty easy to wear your mask over your nose

[Casey Johnson @KCjawnson]

College really said you owe us 250k but we are kicking you off Microsoft the SECOND you graduate. Non negotiable too bad so sad losers