•kalyn•constable

God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and faith, but it's worth the wait.

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

@KarenKilgariff y’all should do this case! My great uncle was wrongfully accused of murdering his wife, spent 30 years in jail but thankfully has recently just been released! It’s a wild story i promise! https://t.co/e8j0Ods5rR

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

@PatrickinATX577 Isn’t it the best!! Haha

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

@Sylvia_genuine Yass you did!

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

@ramzikelley @djk1389 I was thinking the same thing!!!! Haha

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

Anyone else go to bed thinking “I can’t wait to take a nap tomorrow” ? No one...just me..?

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

Anyone else think this was “gilligans island” when they were young? Just me??

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

Who remembers Gullah Gullah Island?

[LMR @thetangay]

“How are you doing?”
Me:

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

A month ago my dad said “Hey you’ve got some money just sitting on your savings might be a good idea TO PUT THEM INTO STOCKS” and I did.... 😑 great timing am I right?

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

@patdaddy33 Bahahgaah “just do it over the top and see what that feels like” 😂😂

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

Can’t wait to not constantly be doubting my life decisions 😊

[•kalyn•constable @kconst37]

I wonder what it’s like to not second guess yourself every single Goddamn day. :)

[CiCi🌸 @CiCiAdams_]

Someone joked that I “must not have any side gigs” bc I go to bed early. I want us to get over this idea that sleep is a hindrance to success.

I work hard, manage my time well and prioritize rest. My sleep is just as important to me as my work. Get with the winning team.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

10 years later and there still isn’t a funnier TV scene 😂 https://t.co/bk0icHzx6K