KC

I.. I shall consume. Consume.. Consume everything.

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

why do women consistently date men who are unable to do bare minimum life admin and then publicly post about it.

[Laurie Penny @PennyRed]

Men on the internet: women owe men sex and affection. Women who reject men deserve to be punished.
Also men on the internet: sluts deserve to die.
Also men on the internet: women who have sex don't deserve reproductive agency.
Also men on the internet: why don't women like me?

[BPAS @BPAS1968]

So it might help to clarify that when you believe the abortion time limit should be 12 weeks (a la Hunt) you effectively believe that....

[KC @kcr0byn]

Can white men just leave abortions alone? Don’t want someone to have an abortion? Don’t put your dingle-dangle in them 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if someone could hold me for a bit. that’d be nice

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Unsheathe your sword and take up your shield! ⚔ 🛡

The world of Pokémon expands to include the Galar region in Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield, coming in late 2019!

https://t.co/chWXMCQF39
#PokemonSwordShield

[vecchitto @vecchitto]

I found the original instruction booklet for #Tetris and... did anyone know that these pieces had names??

[Connoorrrrr @Connormayteee]

I fucking love pickled onion monster munch but I hate the fact im missing a layer of skin on my tongue 🤦🏼‍♂️

[KC @kcr0byn]

@fiiidizzle Having your cat move away from you after you just placed it on your lap

[KC @kcr0byn]

Watching Bird Box and all I can think is that I’d be fine with these monsters.. they make you be bad if you can see them.. jokes on them.. I wear glasses full time.. all I’d do is take my glasses off coz I’m basically blind without 🤓🤓🤓

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was lying on the couch. all snuggled up with the human. when they got up and left the room. it’s like they don’t know. that without attention. i will explode

[KC @kcr0byn]

@alfee_day "Enjoy your new boyfriend and the clap x"

[KC @kcr0byn]

I'm drunk and spooning the dog while the fiancé is out surfing for the weekend. This isn't how I imagined my life going at 24, this is infinitely better 😍

[KC @kcr0byn]

@Meggs_gwallt this is very important information, pls take notes for the snokes

[Katrina @katawc]

PSA!!!! To boys at parties: if a girl takes her friend away from you odds are they are NOT cock blocking but their friend gave em a signal to get you away from them so stop making a scene I’m tired of getting shit from you ugly fucks for helping friends that feel unsafe from YOU.

[KC @kcr0byn]

23:22 and I'm asking the dog if she wants to fight. Go home kc, you're drunk

[KC @kcr0byn]

sneep

[KC @kcr0byn]

Jokes on you, body, I'm gonna fuel you with energy drinks and caffeine pills

[KC @kcr0byn]

I've been awake for 6 hours for no reason other than my body decided 3 hours sleep was enough 😴

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Why did Lady Gaga wear this menswear-inspired look to the Elle Women in Film Awards last night? I transcribed her pretty stunning speech about it.