Kaci Anson

Wife 💍 Mom 👶🏼 Crop Insurance Agent 🌾

[Kaci Anson @kcrae24]

You got a dog in the bar? You automatically have my attention.

[: @_dxllz7]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 31st 2026:

[gloria alamrew, renowned Pisces 🌒 @GloriaAlamrew]

this Wednesday got a little Sunday in it idk

[Kaci Anson @kcrae24]

Rocking my baby to sleep on Christmas Eve is a happiness I never knew existed. 🥹

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

you come to me, on the monday of a short week requesting real work to be done?

[Kaci Anson @kcrae24]

When people say they slept like a baby do they actually mean they woke up every two hours hungry and need to change their pants? 🫣

[Kaci Anson @kcrae24]

Whoever created the double zipper onesie, I hope god blessed you. 🙌🏼

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[Rachel Greene @iyoushesingh]

Men will never understand how much joy us women get from asking them the most ridiculous questions in the world.

[Paola @Paolag_p]

Imagine making it to the surfing Olympics only to get fucked up by a wave and end up face down ass up on tv 😭

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Why are men incapable of responding to two questions in a text at once

[Christin @hexprax]

Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.

[Nikki Dunagan @nikkidunagan]

Imagine getting a green jacket, a plaid jacket, and an orange jumpsuit in a four week time span.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u say something so mean that even you realize u need to chill

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Leap Day? Yeah I'm about to Leap into this bed honey.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I want to play golf with my friends every single day of my life

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

me after 6 tequila shots

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’ll take one prescription-strength hotdog please

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I think when you’re transitioning from being a people pleaser into someone with more boundaries it can feel so weird and it's hard to tell if you’re being mean or if you’re actually just respecting your own feelings, because you’re so used to putting other people's feelings first