Sean Furlong

Son of one, Husband of one, Father of three, friend to all.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@VinnysCorner1 George Brett

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@CollinCorbett Was a world class city!

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@patricklencioni I lost my job because of it, Patrick. Alpha corporate leaders see it as weakness and give up on you. I agree with you. Now to find a new job.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@jafcon @EricRStPierre There are easy way around Estate tax, not an issue to avoid peace and freedom.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@LUFC1992_v2 @caseysgenstore We have dessert pizza as well. All meals on pizza. Good choice on Casey's. Midwest gem.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@dpshow Messi

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@danorlovsky7 Ypu have some good advise here Dan

[Brian Brenberg @BrianBrenberg]

McDonalds apple pies are back and the roof of my mouth is long overdue for a good old fashioned scalding.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@fiago7 Missouri. Kansas City area.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@LUFC1992_v2 @jackstackbbq They can't. You picked the best first. Sorry.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@LUFC1992_v2 @jackstackbbq

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@LUFC1992_v2 Jack Stack is the best hands down. There is one there in LS.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@wingoz I just feel bad Waffle House is on the list. Worst meal I have ever had.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

Something special about seeing all of these Medal of Honor receiptiants in this event. I am undone. Thank you to all who have served this great country. We are not perfect, but we are America. #UFCWhiteHouse

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@glennbeck @POTUS My first UFC fight to watch to be honest. Watching with my boys. Happy Birthday @POTUS !

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@nicksortor Put them all in jail.

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@DOGEQEEN Put in Social Security and paying off the debt.

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

The NBA needs to adopt this.

The Paraguay player flopped and the ref reviewed it and gave him a yellow card.

Soccer has it figured out 🤝

[Sean Furlong @kcsean]

@FreeStateColor1 Everyone in my home was all white.