Life of Brian

Yeah, well, The Dude abides.

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

Postscript to this evenings festivities: the #Royals won, I didn't.

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

https://t.co/ZVArkV7Cct

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

Heaven Birthday, Gloster Richardson🕯️

The #Chiefs wide receiver was the man who delivered Hank Stram's famous "65 Toss Power Trap" directive to Len Dawson in Kansas City's Super Bowl IV victory.

Gloster scored the game-winning touchdown in #ChiefsKingdom's big 1969 AFL Divisional Playoff win over the Jets, and in 1970 would score the franchise's first-ever points on Monday Night Football.

He would earn a second ring with the Cowboys in Super Bowl VI, and would later finish his NFL career with the Browns

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

The espys are still a thing? I had no idea.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The ESPYs in New York are the place to be on Wednesday night 🔥

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

Do we get something free from @my_pricechopper if the AL strikes out 10 batters?

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

I’ve met Mark Alford, and he is a first- class prick of the highest degree.

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

BOOM! THE JIG IS UP

A fed-up Trump supporter at a Missouri town hall asked Mark Alford: "How obviously racist do we have to be? Is there any line in the sand? One step too far?"

Alford: "I'd stand up to Trump to protect the Constitution."

The room sighed. "Yeah right, dude. You already let it happen."

Republican leaders lie to your face with zero shame, zero morality, zero consequences.

These people are fed up.

2026 and 2028? They're done being played.

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

I mean, who doesn’t remember Hi Myers? #Royals

[MLB @MLB]

Tyler Tolbert is the 3rd player with consecutive five-hit games since 1900, joining:

-Roberto Clemente (1970)
-Hi Myers (1917)

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

Isn’t it long past this fuck nut’s bed time?

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

What relievers? #Royals

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

"Two teams that we believe will be putting their relievers on the market... the Rockies and the Royals."

- @jonmorosi highlights the reliever market with exactly one month to go until the Trade Deadline

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

But does it really count if it's against the #Royals?

[Yahoo Sports MLB @MLByahoosports]

21-year-old Junior Caminero is doing something that hasn't been done in over a 100 years 🤯

(h/t @SlangsOnSports)

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

I guess I’m glad I didn’t turn this game on.

[MLB @MLB]

The @WhiteSox have scored 20 runs for the first time in 20 years 🤯

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

Man, when things go off the rails for this team, they go off the rails. #Royals

[Joel Goldberg @goldbergkc]

No hits and one walk through eight innings for the Royals. A 106 mph line drive from Isaac Collins to end the top of the 8th looked hopeful but went right at the left fielder. Marte, Tolbert and Jensen are due up when the Royals bat in the 9th.

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

@JoJoFromJerz @TheRealThelmaJ1 I thought it was John Candy at first.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Black Watch Series III, by Gene Davis, 1974

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

When you truly are a piece of shit and let everyone know it.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump’s Schedule Omits Juneteenth for Second Straight Year

Trump previously campaigned on establishing the federal holiday

https://t.co/c39SE8Pz6j

https://t.co/c39SE8Pz6j

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

It was only a matter of time. #ThisSeason #Royals

[Anne Rogers @anne__rogers]

Now Bobby Witt Jr. is being pinch-hit for in the bottom of the fourth inning. Tyler Tolbert stepping in. Witt was rubbing his right knee/leg as he jogged into the dugout. #Royals

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

@CalltoActivism Would love to know what was going through this guy’s head…not trump, because we know there’s nothing in his.

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

@ATRightMovies

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

Welcome to Kansas City world cup fans.

[Wes Peery @WesWeather]

8:35pm SAT--Tornado Warning including Liberty MO, Gladstone MO and Sugar Creek MO until 9:00 PM CDT
#mowx #kswx #kcwx

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

Who do you think you are?

I am!

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

EJ TACKETT HOLDS ON! @PBATour

HE WINS THE AMF PBA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE 4TH STRAIGHT TIME🏆

[Life of Brian @kcspano]

That’s not Kareem. That’s Roger Murdock.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is in the house 🙌

(via @FOXSports)