KC Star Pitchbot

Parody account highlighting the dark comedy that is local politics.

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Is sending emails against the law?

Prairie Village GOP attempts recall against the Mikkelson Machine.

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The woke mob has come for William Jones

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Bob Fescoe to join National Enquirer as political correspondent

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Posting Through It

John Sherman’s wife Marney takes to Facebook declaring “no more Jackson County for sure.”

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After humiliating loss at the polls, Royals announce new hiring of Mike McLintock to revamp stadium project communications

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Did KC Tenants make the Chiefs and Royals run horrible political campaigns? Many people are saying yes.

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Royals owner John Sherman has quietly donated millions over the years. Here’s why he wants to tell you about it now.

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She broke into the Capitol on Jan. 6. Now she’s running for school board in Missouri https://t.co/Nli4ttVZ1V

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The Chiefs have won their 8th straight AFC championship. But why does it feel like Taylor Swift is still a distraction?

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Kadarius Toney did not cost the Chiefs a victory. Being too Woke did.

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Tremendous

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University of Kansas planned small Taylor Swift symposium. Then Travis Kelce happened https://t.co/ZAYczK4sUV

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University of Kansas planned small Taylor Swift symposium. Then Travis Kelce happened https://t.co/ZAYczK4sUV

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NCAA declares “lack of institutional control” in House GOP caucus

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Bar fight breaks out over “chip seal” debate at Peanut in Overland Park

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Taylor Swift? No thanks, I’ll take the humble charm of C-list Kansas City celebrities over Swifties any day

-Julie in Olathe

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With increased rates hitting electric bills, Evergy rolls out new slogan “We scare because we care”

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Is being anti-vax, pro-gun, and pro-life the new “Johnson County GOP Moderate” strategy?

We sit down with Overland Park city council candidate Jameia Haines to learn more.

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To bolster downtown stadium case, Royals propose adding more public funding to KC Current stadium

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Why a 110 loss season is a blessing in disguise

-Sam Mellinger

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John Sherman has learned his lesson.

-Susan Collins