kyle

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

MAGA resolves Trump’s contradictions by treating his words as infinitely flexible: literal when convenient, metaphorical when embarrassing, and “taken out of context” when indefensible.

It’s an escape hatch from ever having to hold him accountable for what he actually says.

[kyle @kdenigris89]

Imagine living in Ohio and being hyped about a made up statistic about a border that is thousands of miles from where you live and has zero impact on any facet of your life. Not a surprise more than half this country reads below a 6th grade level.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"ZERO."

President Trump touts his border record in Vandalia, Ohio, telling the packed crowd that "zero illegal aliens have been admitted into the United States" over the past 17 months.

"How do you do that?" Trump adds as the crowd erupts in applause.

The president is in southwestern Ohio as part of a 32-day midterm campaign blitz, rallying voters behind Sen. Jon Husted and other Republicans facing competitive races.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"ZERO."

President Trump touts his border record in Vandalia, Ohio, telling the packed crowd that "zero illegal aliens have been admitted into the United States" over the past 17 months.

"How do you do that?" Trump adds as the crowd erupts in applause.

The president is in southwestern Ohio as part of a 32-day midterm campaign blitz, rallying voters behind Sen. Jon Husted and other Republicans facing competitive races.

[SportsBall @_SportsBall_]

The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️

[kyle @kdenigris89]

@AriFleischer “If he’s willing to lie about this…” is a wild position for someone who bootlicks DJT to take

[kyle @kdenigris89]

@NepentheZ Insane behavior to write an entire dissertation after the first loss the best team in England has had in 5 months. Maybe go outside dude. I get your life is garnering engagement but get a grip.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

1 ship went through the Strait of Hormuz yesterday, down from the pre-war average of 30-40

Gas prices are the highest ever recorded in August

Iran just killed 4 Americans a few weeks ago

50,000 troops are still deployed for a war that @ScottJenningsKY says we've won

[kyle @kdenigris89]

@JoshNorris Sure man, we’ll meet your price. Just need you to give us 50 mil for our deadwood. Just like the Rodger’s deal. That’s how this works right?

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

No European country splits the MMR vaccine as 3 separate shots.

The closest historical exceptions were Russia and Tajikistan who used partial combinations

They both now have moved to full MMR

[Warren @swd2]

Everyone feel good about this? Dude with the nuke codes is sleep farting while dude with a brain worm is making health care decisions for your kids.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

The mental image of Trump hiding from Iran in a catering cart is devastating. A weak, stupid old man hiding from the consequences of his own decision while endangering others.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Pretty simple. The right is constantly inventing totally crazy scenarios of gotcha moments that won’t happen to create a sense of hysteria.

Here are the facts:
— A trans woman has never played in the WNBA. In 30 years.

— Trans women are barred from competing in women’s sports in the NCAA and the Olympics.

— 29 states have banned trans girls participation in women’s sports K-12.

— The Supreme Court ruled states can exclude trans girls from participating in women’s sports.

Y’all won. Y’all got it. So why is the right still crying and whining about an argument that is backed by law and policy at virtually every level?

Wait, I have an answer. They want to erase trans existence period and no amount of exclusion, degradation, or denigration will ever be good enough for them.

SO they create these dumb, illogical, stupid-ass scenarios because there actually isn’t enough there for them to make a salient point. It’s fear-mongering bullshit that is designed to create a hostile environment for trans people. It’s weak.

[Phil Costa @_PhilCosta]

I want people named and fired.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For no particular reason, here's Elon Musk confidently predicting fully self-driving Teslas by "next year' for 10 years straight:

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[kyle @kdenigris89]

Totally normal response from an official government account about .. *checks notes* .. the weather forecast

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”

[kyle @kdenigris89]

So much winning

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"In the end, American consumers paid $159 billion in temporary national sales taxes for which most will never be reimbursed a penny. And rather than those taxes being used by the federal government to, say, repave roads or build bridges, most of the money will instead provide corporate windfalls." https://t.co/gkdRAzPBz5

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"In the end, American consumers paid $159 billion in temporary national sales taxes for which most will never be reimbursed a penny. And rather than those taxes being used by the federal government to, say, repave roads or build bridges, most of the money will instead provide corporate windfalls." https://t.co/gkdRAzPBz5