karin mayer

#uglydogs

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@FortWorthZoo Parkour!

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@mmpadellan Technically, not on the table. Signed, Goose's lawyer

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@gingerbradman @AP Money? Power?

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@bunsenbernerbmd @servicerotties She seems to be hunting by scent. Do you think she is following the scent of the "egg," or the scent of the human who planted the egg? (actually serious, if anyone knows the answer)

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@Ihartitz @oconnor9sean He'll be coming back from the restroom someday

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@SkinnerPm Another language I need to learn "I'm sorry" in

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@SkinnerPm You assume a whole lot of emotional maturity when you call them adults

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@Tracy_username @ddale8 She looks livid

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@FurzeyRetriever Phase one will be done when you have to chase the sun spot

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@CHallenbrook @ass_deans How can you tell anymore?

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@Angry_Staffer Painted himself into a corner now, didn't he

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@FurryVarmint @Angry_Staffer My first thought was, she must have gone through rehab

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@PeteysPuck @bielawski_marek @Reuters *doesn't

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@TheGoldenRatio4 Better than fries, GRMom 🤤

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@TomCarrBON @JavanGonzalez Elections in Texas are county by county. During early voting a county resident can go to any polling place in their county to cast a ballot. Only on election day does someone need to vote at their specific precinct location

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@NBCOlympics If y'all don't find a way for him to participate in the closing ceremony the world will be disappointed

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@wilkehagen1 @SkinnerPm Opposite Michael Caine! Wonderful

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@PaperWhispers @Apayauq1 Because it took this long for women scientists to get funding for the study

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@TaylorW20937519 @TheWarMonitor They didn't really lose him. Wheels is dealing with the very real possibility of losing a US Senate seat in the midterms. He's looking to do damage control

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@SkinnerPm Procrastination at its finest. Your training in the law is going well, young padawan