Clementine Butt Chunk

(real name Kelcey) cheffy stuff at Spoke Wine Bar. you may have heard about my chili crisp. if you can dream it, i can make shortbread of it. she/???/dad

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

Humans crave Pocky because it satisfies the forbidden urge to chomp on a thermometer under your tongue

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i think the little women (2019) trailer is a masterpiece for many reasons but maybe most of all for how it included this line but purposely left out “but i’m so lonely” so when you got to this scene while actually watching the movie it blindsided you like a fucking freight train

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@KrangTNelson This ad also pisses me off but for “narwhal nachos”. Also alliteration AND A DIFFERENT ANIMAL

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@TheGayChingy Absolute ALL TIMER. “What do they expect for their lousy 35 cents- to live forever?”

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@colleen_daves Not precisely action, but Friedkin’s “Sorcerer” will leave you needing a fresh application of deodorant

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

That one scene in Babygirl

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@offbeatorbit Like do people even realize we have a whole-ass rainforest up there? And yellowstone? And the great smokies? And deserts? And like… everything else??

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the Noma Guide to Fermentation??

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

The modern equivalent of searching your couch cushions for change is seeing if you have any forgotten balances hanging out in venmo, cashapp, poshmark, etc

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

Straight women: men under 6 feet should not even be allowed to LOOK at me
Me: the sexiest feeling in the world is being 1.5 to 3 inches taller than a man. In this essay i will—

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@hausofdecline This is actually what becoming a cook did for me, it’s like being an employable theater kid

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@soren_iverson have you done Find My Friends but it alerts you when friends are on the move?

[zara 🏒 @seresinbradshaw]

no bc how are you going to have tyler bolt his truck into the tarmac and run through the airport to stop kate from leaving and then say a kiss is too cliché and it wasn’t about romance 😭😭 you gotta commit one way or another

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

Longlegs (2024)

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i finally found out what that 'hawk tuah' girl is and what she was saying and she's wrong, the way to drive someone crazy isn't spitting on their dick, it's throating it so you bring up that thick spit from the back of your throat.

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

Doing a double and then triple take at the Wentworth banner

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

@coletommasulo Blend with the oil portion of a zucchini bread/cake recipe

[Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch]

Have we done this yet

[British GQ @BritishGQ]

Viggo Mortensen re-used Aragorn's sword in new movie The Dead Don't Hurt “Because it's really good” https://t.co/OXOR60KCAS

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

when people find out that the writer for Scream (1996) is a gay man.

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

THERE IS STILL TIME (to contribute to I Saw the TV Glow’s domestic box office gross)