✨Karyssa✨

science teacher | it’s showbiz baby | radiator of chaotic energy | embodiment of awkward finger guns |☀️|

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

For those of you barely hanging on, here's a pic of my lil doggo. He believes in you!!!

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

“Girl who is going to be alright at the end of a movie” core

[Russian Market @runews]

That moment you realize you’re no longer the worst war decision in modern history.

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@HKYJersey Quinn Hughes, XL !!!

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

🚨TEAM USA JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway the Nike 2026 Olympics Team USA authentic jersey! In honour of the gold medal win🥇🦅

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To enter:

1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with the size & player

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

“T as in Troy?” No, T as in The #WinterOlympics.

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

Update:
Sick again tomorrow, more Olympics
Also I somehow won the faculty Super Bowl bracket challenge using only vibes and for my tiebreaker choosing 67 as the total combined score of the game

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

Bad news: sinus infection
Good news: I’m at home sick DURING THE OLYMPICS

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

Bad news: sinus infection
Good news: I’m at home sick DURING THE OLYMPICS

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

😎

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

In college: 12 page research paper over the history of a specific symbol in a novel due for class at 9am, thought it was due at 11:59pm and cranked it out 2am-5am after a shipment shift at the American Eagle. No AI, only vibes and discussing the symbolism of snakes in literature

[Nathan White @NPWhite717]

"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper"

with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

So congested my entire face hurts so will it be better if I go Voldemort and have no nose (no)

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

Me on thanksgiving with my multiple thanksgivings events

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories.

Fat Bear Week is here.

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@GunnarOfRivia @ZacalltheJackal I mean yeah the Spotify is an annoyance but paying two separate subscription costs for the most mild inconvenience is wild of you. Apple Music is like 9.99 if I recall, and podcasts is probably close to the same so that’s almost 20$ because you don’t want to click a bit lol

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@GunnarOfRivia I think both might have a subscription cost? I know music does but unsure if podcast does. So you’re paying for two subscriptions when one on Spotify gets you both.

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@GunnarOfRivia Nope. You want Apple Podcasts for that lol. Apple Music is specifically for music. Spotify is nice in that aspect as they have it all on one platform

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@GunnarOfRivia I don’t really have a preference. I mostly listen to podcasts which I can’t do on Apple Music so I just use Spotify now. I only had Apple because we can’t get spotify at the school lol

[B @Back2Batk]

RT if you agree

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@GunnarOfRivia Two had the family feud situation and one had the funny video loop!!! It’s truly terrible for how good of a waiting room it is!!!

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

Sensory Hell: the two TVs at the Hyundai dealership showing Family Feud are not matched and one minute behind each other and the song is looping for the credits and I want to rip the TVs from the wall

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

@DreamerGCC Haha, I’ve seen you in class before and if it makes you feel any better, I’d take cringe lord over some of these hooligans i get in class

[✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz]

Me in two weeks when school starts

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How I look when I'm about to crash out