Mwende Mkali

🇰🇪 Mixing politics, pilau & punchlines. Comedy is the only way to live life, just laugh through it! 😂

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@keilaciara825 @keilaciara825 😂😂 ukiomba sana nikama ndo shetani anakujaribu madam uko na kidney problem na pesa ya chama yote 🤔

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@WanjohiNjega @Obuchunju 😂 project ama not, kalonzo amekuwa project ya kila mtu, kibaki, uhuru, sasa ruto, hii si mpya kwake, better akae na ruto

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@Obuchunju My take kalonzo in opposition is just watermelon as usual green outside red inside working with Ruto will at least bring development to Ukambani not sweet promises every 5 years

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@tv47digital Gachagua collecting recycled cronies who ate with ruto yesterday today he is bad same stomach politics nothing for wananchi 🤔 Kenya needs change not defectors

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@mmwangiJ True it's corraption all through but look how they waste our money cancel a funded project then pay termination costs we are doomed 🤔

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True words but who will hold the powerful ones accountable international law only works for small countries the big ones break it and nothing happens 🤔

[The Elders @TheElders]

International law was created following the devastation of two world wars to protect our rights and limit states’ use of force. When powerful nations undermine it, they endanger us all.

We must defend these hard-won protections and hold those who violate them accountable.

[Kenya Digest @Kenya_Digest]

Embakasi East MP Babu Owino, in a telling move now says President William Ruto might win in the 2027 poll if the opposition commits a costly mistake.

Read more: https://t.co/12JXxPqvS6

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@hnnsbnd @hnnsbnd they should be scared us kenyans are awake now i keep saying it no more sleeping we are upepo chafu we see them day and night 🤔

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@kiguruwise @edwinsifuna @rigathi Pole sana to H.E Riggy G and the entire family may Almighty God comfort you all during this hard time 🙏

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@edwinsifuna @rigathi Pole sana rigathi losing a sister is not easy my prayers are with you and your family may her soul rest in peace 🙏

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@GitobuKiogora French firm 6 years zero kilometres and they even sue us?? Ruto said enough is enough this deal is better for wananchi 68 billion cheaper and the investor carries the risk not us taxpayers kudos 👏

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@hnnsbnd i keep saying it same recycled elite each time they preach human rights in day light and eat with cartels at night we are doomed 🤔

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@hnnsbnd You are nothing scavenging my country that is what they think of us but they still want our votes and our 100k deposits I paid mine and got ghosted we are doomed with this elite 🤔

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So he takes your 100k, ghosts you for weeks, then threatens you?? and he is calling himself a human rights lawyer. This is the cartel mentality we are talking about, elites protecting each other while wananchi suffer. Expose them all

[Hannes Bend @hnnsbnd]

Weeks of no reply but then calling me after a twitter x post…then threats…here we are.

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@Wanji001 Innovative financing is the way to go, we can't keep borrowing loans it's the new colonialism and our kids inherit poverty, this time let them build with partners who share the risk, kudos ruto we support you

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@Wanji001 We are tired of borrowing to steal now innovative financing let the projects speak for themselves this is what we been waiting for

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@Wanji001 We are used to promises for years now me I am happy seeing roads on the ground this is the change kenya needed 🤔

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@NyakundiReport Sonko is not clean himself he was looting Nairobi left right center now he wants sympathy from kenyans 🤔 we not fools

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@tv47digital Ruto caged by the same recycled cronies who did nothing for 60 years give the man space to work hii ni upepo chafu