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[Keazia 🍉 @keaaazy]

Bre: If you know sports you know Johnny Football. If you don’t he’s definitely a household name.

Me:
#SellingSunset

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Finding a shirt of a country that England hasn't been at war with

[mary @elaine_stritch]

am I furious? yes

am I sailing? also yes

[Keazia 🍉 @keaaazy]

@nextlevelrobbie don’t disrespect blind cats like that please

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

Impossible

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

"Babe, let's not argue right now. We can do it later over the phone when I'm on the train"

[Drebae @Drebae_]

When I meet a white person with the same last name as me 🤨

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I'm sick of being kept awake by the heat. I can't wait to go back to being kept awake by stupid things I said in 2014.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

we’ve seen more stability from the sugababes line up than we have from british prime ministers of late

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

Happy Father’s Day to the fathers in Gaza who are trying to keep their families alive.

[rain⁷ is seeing BTS in INDIA 2027 🇮🇳 @coqmyg]

happy father's day to all the eldest daughters

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

[Keazia 🍉 @keaaazy]

ugh i miss snl uk, paddy would EAT

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

By far the shittest production of 'The Wizard of Oz' ever attempted.

[It’s Bravo @ItsBravoBtch]

West tried to get Kyle, Lindsay and Carl fired!?!? After Lindsay brought him on the show and he pretended to be boys with Kyle + Carl? What did he think? That he was just gonna slide into the master bed with Amanda? The absolute audacity. He really is a sociopath. #SummerHouse